Why do I keep doing this to myself ( Read more... )

I was only 6 hours late to work today.

Things are moving farther and faster with Benny ( Read more... )

It seems like the more work I try to do, the less I end up doing!

Hilariousness.
http://iw.rtm.com/tlclifelessons/default.htm

I just want to buy the little statues! haha.

My favorites are:
#3 - Some things can't be undone.
#7 - Never assume.
#8 - Use discretion.
#11 - Learn moderation.

On TIME.com's homepage they have a Quote of the day.
Today's quote...

Quotes of the Day

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So I have been wanting to update for a long time. Much has happened in the last week ( Read more... )

...in the Seattle PI ( Read more... )

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Screw me once, shame on you ( Read more... )

So I just went to this site to create a slogan for myself:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

AND THE FIRST ONE I GOT WAS THIS!

RYAN TESTED, MOTHER APPROVED.

CRAZY!