you SUCK [pause] . . .so much
The Rules:
1. Write something about 15 different people.
2. You can NOT say who they are.
3. If someone asks you which one is about them, you can NOT tell.
1. i love you to death if only for the mere fact that you carry yourself so well. you've accomplished so much in the short time you've been alive it's amazing, and you're on the road for plenty more achievements. i admire your stamina, and your friendship means the universe to me. we get along so well because we have the same morals and personalities. . .no one else understands quite as well as you do how the thought of oral sex can make one cringe. was that an overshare? oh well. and you're the only person i know who can spend summer afternoons reading with me and be content. there's a strange [but glorious-for lack of a better word- at the same time] bond we have that i don't think can easily be replaced. even though shopping with you turns me green with envy 95% of the time. wink wink
2. it's funny how it doesn't matter how many weeks pass, when we hang out again it's like nothing's changed. you know i adore you and your odd fetish for the environment, and when i take random trips to random stores you're always the first person i call. we shared the same resent and injury-shame (i made up a word) throughout our running and were the only ones who could relate to each other. you're also one of the only people i know who doesn't mind driving around and wasting gas because there's nothing better to do and you know how much i enjoy that! and i know you know i tell things like they are for your benefit because i don't like when you're down. we like the same music and have similar taste in the male species, so i mean, come on, we're a great match.
3. sometimes i think twice about asking for your advice because you are, after all, the voice of reason, but i always give in and lay it on you; you're one of the most straightforward people i know and i love it. and even though you enjoy coming home and not spending time with me i forgive you, there's only so much time in a weekend. spending hours sending each other stupid collegehumor pictures back and forth is a great pastime but i'm glad we got over that because i lost too much sleep.
4. i don't know why i talk to you-you tend to annoy me with your stupidity and let's face it, ya screwed me over big time. i do value having a friendship with you, though i'm not entirely sure you deserve it. i've never been good at holding grudges though and you're a good person, so there's no harm there. plus i think you know me too well for me to completely cut you off without feeling like i lost a friend. i have these random urges to try dating you again but i think that's just because i know you'd jump at the chance and i don't like being single, so i never speak out. plus i'd be ashamed to tell my friends if we were dating again after all the shit that went down. does that make me a terrible person?
5. you don't update often but when you do it's rarely dissapointing because you always have some interesting stories to write about. you're an amazing person and the things you've gone through have built your strong character. you're such a dork but that is a good thing and i'm pretty sure you're aware of it.
6. we never got exceptionally close but i consider you a good friend of mine. i admire your ability to live so far away from everything you've known for your entire life, as much as it has dissapointed you in the last year or so, and deal so well with the change. while it was rather short-lived i enjoyed your introducing me to the 'local band scene.' and, of course, everytime i hear that ludacris song i immediately think of you.
7. i was a huge asshole in jr. high and we both know what i'm talking about. but i guess that was over 5 years ago so i should quit feeling so guilty about it. i'm not sure really why we waited so long to get back in touch but it was cool to hang out with you again, which will happen more frequently i'm sure.
8. well i've known you for a longass time and can't seem to get rid of you. i kid. you've always been there for me and i don't know how i'd get by without your friendship. we understand each other so well it's scary. . .spending hours on the phone talking about everything and nothing, and i never worry about how you might think of me if i say something a little out of the ordinary. it pisses me off and impresses me at the same time that you know when to ask me whats bothering me and won't let it go until i tell you-thats what friends are for, after all. i will always remember you as the first person to say hi to me in 6th grade when i didn't know anyone, and that stupid halloween 'activity night' you dragged me to. and i love how we ho each other over constantly and get over it like it aint no thang.
9. i'm glad we've become friends over the past few months... we have fun together being complete retards, doing the same stupid stuff every time we hang out. it's strange that we know each other so well already but i'm not complaining. i love that you randomly call me to say yo im bored lets do something..and it just happens to be while i'm sitting around being bored too. and i also appreciate your determination to end my laziness. this is going to be a great friendship, slut.
10. you are of a strange breed but i love ya anyway. you know which buttons to push to set me off and you press them regularly, and dont think i dont know you enjoy it. you go through more mood changes than a menopausal woman, and you suck at comprehending things. i hate that you dont give me enough credit and pass me off as a moron just because i say stupid things at times. but i enjoy that you pay attention to me and devote so much energy toward hitting on me. your random phonecalls never cease to entertain me and i have this weird thing for your voice. and, yes, your hands.
11. we piss each other off but somehow end up getting over it eventually. we've known each other for as long as i can remember and you know as much about me as my best friends do. there are things we'll never see eye to eye and i dont think that after our last tiff things will be quite the same, but you know i'll never have the heart to take you off my buddylist. and i don't hate you, dude.
12. you're generally fun to talk to but it's difficult to maintain any sort of feelings for you one way or another. you never have anything important to say and, frankly, it's also kind of hard to keep a conversation going with you. i have some strange premonition that it would be extremely awkward and we would have absolutely nothing to talk about in the offchance that we did find some convenient time for both of us to see each other. let's just say i have mixed feelings.
13. you hate my driving and the problem i have with not letting things go, but i'm confident in the belief that you consider me a good friend. we've talked each other through some crap and have a lot of things in common. it bugs me that people think i have a thing for you when i am firmly against incest and you have a good thing going for you. i got your back.
so i cheated and can't think of two more people. sue me.
i did a really bad job making these things vague and i feel like i just signed thirteen yearbooks. well it was entertaining anyway. now i get to spend god knows how long studying for my chemistry test tonight so i can maintain at least a B. wish me luck!
1. Write something about 15 different people.
2. You can NOT say who they are.
3. If someone asks you which one is about them, you can NOT tell.
1. i love you to death if only for the mere fact that you carry yourself so well. you've accomplished so much in the short time you've been alive it's amazing, and you're on the road for plenty more achievements. i admire your stamina, and your friendship means the universe to me. we get along so well because we have the same morals and personalities. . .no one else understands quite as well as you do how the thought of oral sex can make one cringe. was that an overshare? oh well. and you're the only person i know who can spend summer afternoons reading with me and be content. there's a strange [but glorious-for lack of a better word- at the same time] bond we have that i don't think can easily be replaced. even though shopping with you turns me green with envy 95% of the time. wink wink
2. it's funny how it doesn't matter how many weeks pass, when we hang out again it's like nothing's changed. you know i adore you and your odd fetish for the environment, and when i take random trips to random stores you're always the first person i call. we shared the same resent and injury-shame (i made up a word) throughout our running and were the only ones who could relate to each other. you're also one of the only people i know who doesn't mind driving around and wasting gas because there's nothing better to do and you know how much i enjoy that! and i know you know i tell things like they are for your benefit because i don't like when you're down. we like the same music and have similar taste in the male species, so i mean, come on, we're a great match.
3. sometimes i think twice about asking for your advice because you are, after all, the voice of reason, but i always give in and lay it on you; you're one of the most straightforward people i know and i love it. and even though you enjoy coming home and not spending time with me i forgive you, there's only so much time in a weekend. spending hours sending each other stupid collegehumor pictures back and forth is a great pastime but i'm glad we got over that because i lost too much sleep.
4. i don't know why i talk to you-you tend to annoy me with your stupidity and let's face it, ya screwed me over big time. i do value having a friendship with you, though i'm not entirely sure you deserve it. i've never been good at holding grudges though and you're a good person, so there's no harm there. plus i think you know me too well for me to completely cut you off without feeling like i lost a friend. i have these random urges to try dating you again but i think that's just because i know you'd jump at the chance and i don't like being single, so i never speak out. plus i'd be ashamed to tell my friends if we were dating again after all the shit that went down. does that make me a terrible person?
5. you don't update often but when you do it's rarely dissapointing because you always have some interesting stories to write about. you're an amazing person and the things you've gone through have built your strong character. you're such a dork but that is a good thing and i'm pretty sure you're aware of it.
6. we never got exceptionally close but i consider you a good friend of mine. i admire your ability to live so far away from everything you've known for your entire life, as much as it has dissapointed you in the last year or so, and deal so well with the change. while it was rather short-lived i enjoyed your introducing me to the 'local band scene.' and, of course, everytime i hear that ludacris song i immediately think of you.
7. i was a huge asshole in jr. high and we both know what i'm talking about. but i guess that was over 5 years ago so i should quit feeling so guilty about it. i'm not sure really why we waited so long to get back in touch but it was cool to hang out with you again, which will happen more frequently i'm sure.
8. well i've known you for a longass time and can't seem to get rid of you. i kid. you've always been there for me and i don't know how i'd get by without your friendship. we understand each other so well it's scary. . .spending hours on the phone talking about everything and nothing, and i never worry about how you might think of me if i say something a little out of the ordinary. it pisses me off and impresses me at the same time that you know when to ask me whats bothering me and won't let it go until i tell you-thats what friends are for, after all. i will always remember you as the first person to say hi to me in 6th grade when i didn't know anyone, and that stupid halloween 'activity night' you dragged me to. and i love how we ho each other over constantly and get over it like it aint no thang.
9. i'm glad we've become friends over the past few months... we have fun together being complete retards, doing the same stupid stuff every time we hang out. it's strange that we know each other so well already but i'm not complaining. i love that you randomly call me to say yo im bored lets do something..and it just happens to be while i'm sitting around being bored too. and i also appreciate your determination to end my laziness. this is going to be a great friendship, slut.
10. you are of a strange breed but i love ya anyway. you know which buttons to push to set me off and you press them regularly, and dont think i dont know you enjoy it. you go through more mood changes than a menopausal woman, and you suck at comprehending things. i hate that you dont give me enough credit and pass me off as a moron just because i say stupid things at times. but i enjoy that you pay attention to me and devote so much energy toward hitting on me. your random phonecalls never cease to entertain me and i have this weird thing for your voice. and, yes, your hands.
11. we piss each other off but somehow end up getting over it eventually. we've known each other for as long as i can remember and you know as much about me as my best friends do. there are things we'll never see eye to eye and i dont think that after our last tiff things will be quite the same, but you know i'll never have the heart to take you off my buddylist. and i don't hate you, dude.
12. you're generally fun to talk to but it's difficult to maintain any sort of feelings for you one way or another. you never have anything important to say and, frankly, it's also kind of hard to keep a conversation going with you. i have some strange premonition that it would be extremely awkward and we would have absolutely nothing to talk about in the offchance that we did find some convenient time for both of us to see each other. let's just say i have mixed feelings.
13. you hate my driving and the problem i have with not letting things go, but i'm confident in the belief that you consider me a good friend. we've talked each other through some crap and have a lot of things in common. it bugs me that people think i have a thing for you when i am firmly against incest and you have a good thing going for you. i got your back.
so i cheated and can't think of two more people. sue me.
i did a really bad job making these things vague and i feel like i just signed thirteen yearbooks. well it was entertaining anyway. now i get to spend god knows how long studying for my chemistry test tonight so i can maintain at least a B. wish me luck!