i can hear the sounds of a bed shaking against the wall to my right. i think my neighbors are doing something naughty.

one year of college is already over.
what am i going to do after?
how am i going to be living?

reality hits me everyday and i don't do a damn thing about it. i just let it pass by.
i think nothing of it but one day i'm going to be looking around and wondering... where did all the time go?

i've been reading my earlier posts ( Read more... )

let's goo olympics!!!

In the wee hours of the night she stands on the ledge to yell out her sorrows for no one is there to listen, to ostracize. She has finally come to peace to understand who she has become and the dark depths of life she will soon charter.

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One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as ( Read more... )

I GREW ANOTHER PENIS TODAY AND IT'S FOR SALE!

Yaaay! Any bids?

It's an 8-incher, glow-in-the-dark, ribbed for extra pleasure!

ATTN: We will be changing the NY trip from July 25-29 to the first week of August which is the 2-6. If there are any problems, you know how to contact me. Otherwise please ask by the end of this weekend; meaning by the time it turns midnight Sunday night! I need to see how many can go for sure before I reserve any tickets and hotels. Thank you.

it's 5 o'clock in the morning and i mistakened it for 6.

well I leave for New York/Boston tonight. in a couple of hours.
wish me luck.