The Worst

[_newt_]

CONTEST!

Provide a worse movie line than the following:
Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.

That's from Showdown in Little Tokyo, starring Brandon Lee as Johnny Murata and Dolph Lundgren as Chris Kenner. Johnny Murata is

Comments

[tedbroken]

last one I promise.

I just have to say that you can never say a movie is bad when it features a guy throwing a tv at someone while yelling, "You're on TV!"

[tedbroken]

alright bad one...

I really put some thought into this...

Darth Vader: nnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[_newt_]

Ha! Yeah, but that's cliche and out of character, but still meaningful. Whereas the one I listed made no sense and came out of nowhere.

[clusterfucked17]

this isnt a movie line, but i found it to be rather funny when i heard it on the commedians of comedy last night. good show on comedy central if you guys havent already seen it by the way.

"heaven is a chocolate train with a monkey conductor that farts lollipops"

rather profound in a way though dont you think??? HA!

[clusterfucked17]

i also should add that leading up to that line the comment was made that wouldnt it be funny if all of the religions of the world were absolutely wrong and the drunken, rambling hobo on the corner was actually the one who was right

[_newt_]

Hehe, when's that come on? I know it's on comedy central.

[clusterfucked17]

i only catch it from time to time so im not sure when it is on. best i can do is tell you that it is on somewhere between 6 and 11. i want to say like tue., wed., or thur. those seem to be the days and times i end up coming across it.