Born at nine and dead at noon

[_newt_]

So this is my place to put whatever I want, but I'm so weird about it. Like, I'd love to put some melodrama about life and how it's not what I want it to be or something, but then I realize that it's melodrama and no one cares, and then I realize I need to get it out so I have to put it up, but I don't want to go on and on about the same things

Comments

[mcaaronice]

I knew the Jerry Springer thing, but I didn't show she was only 15. Makes it a little worse.

[amosfenrisbane]

Josh! You are loved! Peeps before sleeps!

[_newt_]

Thanks! Hehe, I start therapy on 2/16.

[karl_prinz]

Damn it, I care about my future law partner.

Yes, Fox is.

As far as Jerry, his show makes a lot more sense now. I bet he pushed the "I'm a teenage hooker" shows pretty hard.

[_newt_]

Any luck finding our third?

[karl_prinz]

No. Finding the right sound to add the proper ring isn't easy.

[_newt_]

True... true...

Springer!

[naytah]

Oddly enough, my Grandfather was talking about that very teenage hooker two days ago at my little sister's birthday dinner. Gotta love that family conversation...

[clusterfucked17]

it appears someone has already had the same thought as me, but it most certainly does make more sense now... although it doesnt suprise me that he ended up becoming mayor even after that happened... look down the lines of the 40 some odd presidents of the U.S. and you'll see the same things and that is exactly why no one even flinches about that kinda crap anymore... sad sad country we have here i think sometimes

although it is entertaining to watch redneck idiots go at it from time to time on national television... oh wait nevermind... those were video clips from congressional sessions on CNN i was watching