So, for those of you that have seen "Throw Momma from the Train" you know that Billy Crystal's character in the film is a novelist with writer's block. He can't think of the first line of his new book, and thus can't finish it. He goes through a number of possible first lines all beginning with "The night was..." and ending with a different word ( Read more... )

Can anyone tell me what "Support the Troops" even means anymore?

And has anyone noticed how people have been turning those magnetic ribbons sideways on their cars to turn them into Jesus-fish? Ichthuses or whatever.

Checked on the status of my tax refund which was supposed to be to me by today. It's being mailed out Friday. World of Warcraft, with supersaver free shipping from Amazon, is also set to ship Friday. God only knows where my new computer is ( Read more... )

I wanna post something ( Read more... )

So I'm driving home today in my car, and I stop at a light. I'm a-bobbin' my head to some Ben Lee on the radio and I turn my head to look at this car that hasn't pulled all the way up to where I would think a normal person would stop at a light and there's these two old guys just looking at me. I couldn't help but start laughing. Kinda had to be ( Read more... )

So they're making a massively multiplayer online Matrix game. That blows my mind.

This is absurd.

Go anyway

And that's why you check your posts after... posting them.

So there's a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial that has the tune to "Sweet Home Alabama" playing in the background. That's effed.

My dad brought this to my attention:

Carlson Out, "Crossfire" Canned at CNN

That's just awesome.

So watching TV last night, I saw not once, not twice, not three times, but COUNTLESS (read: more than 4) times a commercial for the anti-hangover drug "chaser plus". This commercial is quite possibly the stupidest, most blunt assault on my intelligence to come from the television to date. It's just a woman and a white background. The woman says ( Read more... )