Annoy Your Muse [muse_academy]
Mun Inquiries: Have your muse answer the following "silly questions", in their own, special way. Yes, I know that many of the more "serious" characters will balk. Make them do it, anyway, and have fun with it. Consider it the official "Annoy Your Muse" exercise.
1. Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?
Because not everyone likes daisies? I do though.
2. Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
No.
3. If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?
I can't ever see myself having to ask, but I guess it wouldn't matter.
4. Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?
They're homeless. Give them a break.
5. Can a person be scared "half to death" twice?
Yeah. You can recover from being scared half to death, so your bar fills back up and you can be scared half to death after that. You probably don't want to be scared like that too often. I think that's how some people have heart attacks.
6. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or suck him?
I think it would "sicked him".
7. Shouldn't the word "big" be ... bigger?
That's like saying the word "microscopic" should be microscopic. No.
8. Were Third World countries unhappy before television?
Not necessarily unhappy, but probably not that much different.
9. What if you finally "find yourself" and you're not that impressed?
Then you redefine yourself, I guess.
10. Do you ever walk in and find your computer processing information? Are they plotting to overthrow us?
I've never had that happen to me before. Computers can't just turn themselves on, as far as I know. They can turn off, but unless you have it on some sort of timer or schedule, in which case you should be surprised, I don't think it works the other way around.
11. What does "feng shui" mean in Chinese? Bull sh#$t?
I just looked it up. It apparently means "wind water".
12. Are spells good worldwide, or do they lose power with distance?
Spells? We're not in Harry Potter.
13. So male gynecologists never get erect?
Seriously? I'm not going to touch this with a ten foot pole.
14. Is it bad luck to run over a black cat to prevent it from crossing your path?
Don't run over cats. Especially on purpose. That's just cruel.
15. Why does God put all of the brilliant brains inside ugly heads?
I don't think that's true. There are some very smart, good looking people out there. Plus, Einstein had the coolest hair I've ever seen.
16. Billy Graham said that Heaven is "a neverending family reunion". Isn't Hell the same?
I like seeing my family.
17. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
I don't know. Maybe they have, and they just know they should keep their mouth shut cause it would piss people off?
18. Do porn stars have undress rehearsals?
Probably.
19. When your palm itches, it means you're supposed to get money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
It means you should take a bath.
20. If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
I don't think so.
1. Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?
Because not everyone likes daisies? I do though.
2. Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
No.
3. If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?
I can't ever see myself having to ask, but I guess it wouldn't matter.
4. Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?
They're homeless. Give them a break.
5. Can a person be scared "half to death" twice?
Yeah. You can recover from being scared half to death, so your bar fills back up and you can be scared half to death after that. You probably don't want to be scared like that too often. I think that's how some people have heart attacks.
6. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or suck him?
I think it would "sicked him".
7. Shouldn't the word "big" be ... bigger?
That's like saying the word "microscopic" should be microscopic. No.
8. Were Third World countries unhappy before television?
Not necessarily unhappy, but probably not that much different.
9. What if you finally "find yourself" and you're not that impressed?
Then you redefine yourself, I guess.
10. Do you ever walk in and find your computer processing information? Are they plotting to overthrow us?
I've never had that happen to me before. Computers can't just turn themselves on, as far as I know. They can turn off, but unless you have it on some sort of timer or schedule, in which case you should be surprised, I don't think it works the other way around.
11. What does "feng shui" mean in Chinese? Bull sh#$t?
I just looked it up. It apparently means "wind water".
12. Are spells good worldwide, or do they lose power with distance?
Spells? We're not in Harry Potter.
13. So male gynecologists never get erect?
Seriously? I'm not going to touch this with a ten foot pole.
14. Is it bad luck to run over a black cat to prevent it from crossing your path?
Don't run over cats. Especially on purpose. That's just cruel.
15. Why does God put all of the brilliant brains inside ugly heads?
I don't think that's true. There are some very smart, good looking people out there. Plus, Einstein had the coolest hair I've ever seen.
16. Billy Graham said that Heaven is "a neverending family reunion". Isn't Hell the same?
I like seeing my family.
17. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
I don't know. Maybe they have, and they just know they should keep their mouth shut cause it would piss people off?
18. Do porn stars have undress rehearsals?
Probably.
19. When your palm itches, it means you're supposed to get money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
It means you should take a bath.
20. If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
I don't think so.