Hamburgers have pretzel rolls and stollen for breakfast.

Truly a civilised place.

Don't shop at Sports Direct

Elephants are, basically, arseholes who eat anything they feel like and rip apart anything in their way. Bad news if you're a tree, or a farmer.

It turns out that elephants really don't like bees, as they sting the inside of their trunks
which I can imagine is about as painful as having a bee sting up my nose :(

So putting a line of beehives on ( Read more... )

I feel that life is about to get worse for "Islamic State", because the French government is fully functional, highly competent at attacking things outside their borders, and very, very pissed off.

I am looking forward to that.

If Peter Jackson had included Tom Bombadil in his Lord of the Rings films, we could have had Tom Bombadil played by Brian Blessed!

That would have been excellent.

Camilla Batmanghelidjh appeared before the House of Commons public administration and constitutional affairs select committee and was unable to explain how many children Kids Company was looking after, unable to accept that her charity had gone bust, unable to explain why Kids Company had given funds to people that local authority social services ( Read more... )

DJ RBG - Notorious RBG at WFMT radio.

What the actual fuck?

A heavily armed gunman opened fire on a high-speed train travelling from Amsterdam to Paris on Friday before being overpowered by three Americans, two of whom were soldiers.

One seriously injured, several minorly injured. Well done to the people on the train who acted rapidly.

They were dogging, they were dogging, believe me they were more than merely snogging!

(with apologies to Fascinating Aïda)

The Heathrow Airport parking booking website has a feature to show you all your bookings - in the past. It has no way to view your upcoming bookings if you don't know the confirmation number.

The primary use of any user profile on a travel website is to handle your upcoming travel in the future.

LHR Fail :(