Found somebody's secret lair underneath an old winery. What type of beastie would find pink velvet couches acceptable, I wonder? I was hoping it would return so I could kill it for its lack of decent taste, but so far no luck. Doesn't matter; the beastie has a lot of nice designer clothes in my size ( Read more... )

Just like coming home again.

Home Sweet Hellmouth.

No cave for me this time. Today I shall begin looking for proper accomodations.

Something funny happened on my way to Sunnydale: I ended up in a version populated entirely by demons. Found my way to a little hole-in-the-wall bar called The Last Exit. The bartender is a vamp called Willy. Nice guy, but he keeps looking at my neck ( Read more... )

..stands in front of the bathroom mirror..

That went well.

..smiles happily..

..in a basement apartment in LA..

..inside a pentagram drawn in goat's blood..

Fire. ..lights seven candles that surround the pentagram..

Earth. ..casts a handful of dirt into cauldron..

Water. ..pours water into the dirt..

Blood. ..pours goat's blood into cauldron..

..thrusts hands into cauldron and mixes everything thoroughly..

From ( Read more... )

*stands on edge of huge crater that was once Sunnydale*

*glares*

*stomps feet and has a brief tantrum*

*turns and skulks away*

..has shape-shifted into form of young blonde looking vaguely like Britney Spears..

..is wandering around the electronics section of nearly-empty department store..

..sees TV set tuned to image of a lovely dark-skinned woman who is smiling beatifically..

..stunned..

WORSHIP!

..flees from store and begins walking toward LA..

# infuriated-- at least 6

# run over with stolen car-- 1

# toyed with sexually-- 2

# actually had sex with-- 18

..frowns..

??didn't think i was a succubus??

earth-
fire-
water-
air-

..watches candle flames..

..flames sputter and rise higher..

catenata- catenata tenebrae

bound in darkness
bound in night
never any hope of light

catenata-
catenata-

kali, hear my cry
accept my blood sacrifice

...

So certain you know it all. You know nothing. You _are_ nothing.

You don't know what I can do- yet.

..blows out candles..