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_ninja_turtle

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Oct 23, 2005 11:21

Today,
A customer yelled at me for 5mins . Because the only straws we have at the moment are the ones with the scoop on the end. He attacked me personally.
Seriously wanted to either stab him in the jugular with the straw or cry.

Tired is an understatement.

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jiwalski October 23 2005, 03:59:33 UTC

thankyou for the otherday. i completely empathise with you on this. customers are more than cunts.

_ninja_turtle October 25 2005, 02:52:03 UTC

18 soon!.
proper hangouts one day?

jiwalski October 25 2005, 22:52:10 UTC

please.x

emin3mplaya69r October 23 2005, 06:04:48 UTC

if he/she does it again ill pop cap in their ass. aight?

_ninja_turtle October 25 2005, 02:52:24 UTC

thanks for having my back yo.

shorey40 October 23 2005, 12:16:39 UTC

you wanted to stab him with the straws, but you only had the straws with the scoops on the end. my presumption is that the scoop on the straw would create a bend in the rest of the straw as it is struck into the mans neck. unless of course you turn it around so the scoop doesnt hit him. ah, touche straw. your pretty much a murderer now.

_ninja_turtle October 25 2005, 02:54:23 UTC

your theory could be correct or the scoop could provide more of a blade like insertion to the neck. either way he was dead.
or he would just have to have one of those microphone things at his neck to talk through for the rest of his life. sweet

daninc55 October 23 2005, 13:14:49 UTC

i would have gone with option Astab him in the jugular , i HATE jerk customers.jerks.

_ninja_turtle October 25 2005, 02:54:55 UTC

i know. he was a big fat jerk.
jerk jerk jerk. jerk is good word. i like it.

louietheloser October 23 2005, 13:37:06 UTC

Take your pants off and vertically aim your piss at him. Would have been a sight, and a first for the world I would imagine.
Nice hanging out today.
Scary thing when I came home, I showed my dad the jeans and he went to his room and usted out wearing electric blue flares he had kept from the 70s. Most awkward thing I have ever seen!

_ninja_turtle October 25 2005, 02:57:23 UTC

HAHA. eww louie.
haha you and your dad should go out wearing matching pants. for real.
i hope you dont regret buying them. cos they are sweet.
it just proves that fashions keep on repeating.
except for the flares. thats just gross. nothing your talent with the needle couldnt fix.