(Untitled)

[_noctourne_]

I think my cat might be pregnant.

:\

Comments

[jarrow]

JACKSON?!

Jackson has no balls. Or uterus.

[_noctourne_]

Um... no, dear. Jackson would undoubtedly make some really cute kittens, but he is unfortunately neutered and male. I'm talking about my less-than-one-year-old female named Pepe, a feline equivilent of an unwed teenage girl who is pregnant by her own brother. (Yes, her biological brother, Rudy, would be the father) Jenn and I haven't been able to afford to get them fixed for several months, but recently found an affordable spay/neuter clinic. I think it might be too late, though. She is showing all the signs: bigger belly, bigger nipples, throwing up in the morning... *sigh*

Re: Jackson has no balls. Or uterus.

[jarrow]

I KNOW!!!

;-)

It was funny. And also clearly a great way to get the real story out of you ;-)

Re: Jackson has no balls. Or uterus.

[_noctourne_]

I know, dude! :) And yes, it was pretty funny. Especially since Jackson actually looks more pregnant than Pepe does. Big is BEAUTIFUL!!