YAY

[_nofruitjuice_]

so i got all As except for a B in math. summer, here i come.
on another topic, i've recently learned that mid-westerners are mutant robots who don't have stomachs or bladders. this bears investigation.

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[xeilos]

Just because our satiary and urinary impulses are trained to strict times and amounts doesn't mean we're robots. We're just the new breed of a better human society. I'll tell ya, it's GREAT knowing when I'll have to go to the bathroom (since it's the exact same time every day, give or take 5 minutes), and how much I'll need to eat give or take half a pound (based on how much i've done and eaten before that and what time is it).

You're just jealous because we're better than you.

[xeilos]

Additionally, our bodies manage food with much greater efficiency (because of the way our minds were trained as kids), meaning we dont have to eat very much food to begin with.

[_nofruitjuice_]

as i said, mutant robots!!!

[edit_____anemic]

bears investigation

[undying__love]

Hey! I haven't talked to you in a while. Congrats on the report card! that's really good. are you getting hit with those earth quakes?