"There once was a happy, furry squirrel..." that soon came out of his mother's womb. He was to be named Gerald, and he was a happy, a carefree squirrel
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There once was a happy, furry squirrel.... named maximus carvisious ralph alfred. maximus carvisious ralph alfredbob the happy, furry squirrel enjoyed going to the church for the holy water left on the ground aftre church classes. one day, maximus carvisious ralph alfred was walking down the street, when he saw a pop tart.maximus carvisious ralph alfred, being the silly little squirrel that he was, put the pop tart in the microwave for dinner. the pop tart started to boil, and then it exploded and then maximus carvisious ralph alfred spazzed out. "fin" :) (based on real life experiences of maximus carvisious ralph alfred)
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that soon came out of his mother's womb. He was to be named Gerald, and he was a happy, a carefree squirrel ( ... )
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That'd be pretty COOL.
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named maximus carvisious ralph alfred. maximus carvisious ralph alfredbob the happy, furry squirrel enjoyed going to the church for the holy water left on the ground aftre church classes. one day, maximus carvisious ralph alfred was walking down the street, when he saw a pop tart.maximus carvisious ralph alfred, being the silly little squirrel that he was, put the pop tart in the microwave for dinner. the pop tart started to boil, and then it exploded and then maximus carvisious ralph alfred spazzed out.
"fin"
:) (based on real life experiences of maximus carvisious ralph alfred)
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who became a redneck's dinner.
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