LET ME SLAP THAT ASS YAH YAH YAH.
And I would be the first one to ever post an application, even though I don't neeeeed to in the first place, nor does Meredith, because well, we gave birth to this community.
(Literally.)
Name: Kristyn.
Age: 16.
Birthday: January 6, 1988, Cap baby!
Location: The boones of New Hampshire because I rock.
List 10 favorite bands: Dave Matthews Band, Howie Day, Thursday, Third Eye Blind, Goo Goo Dolls, Oasis, Porcupine Tree, Death Cab For Cutie, U2, Sting/The Police, Duran Duran. And that's 11.
List 5 favorite movies: Thirteen, Contact, Forest Gump, Waterboy, Billy Madison.
What would be your weapon of choice and why: I would rub poison along my lips and give them the kiss of death.
Name one obsession you have: Seriously? Eating. I love eating. I eat so much I'm surprised I'm not like 38924782947234 pounds, no joke. And I'll admit I LOVE greasy food. Ohmygod do I.
List one bad habbit you have: I bite my nails and grind my teeth. And I swear too. Realllly badly.
Tell us something interesting and intelligent: The english word "defenistrate" means to throw out of a window. "fenetre" means window in French, so you can see the relation between "fenetre" and "defenistrate".
Tell us a funny/embarassing story of yourself: Arnold from "Hey Arnold" used to be my imaginary friend from when I was in 2nd-4th grade.
If you could choose one person to live with on an island, who would it be and why: Steven, because he is the only one in this whole world I can say anything, do anything, etc etc around and he still loves me for me. He's the greatest friend I could ever have.
What's one thing you absolutely hate and why: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DRIVE BELOW THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AHHHHH.
Promote us somewhere. Give the link: Psh. I don't need to promote.
How did you hear about us: I made this place with Meredith<3
Why do you want to join: Because.
Why do you think your ass rocks? List 3 reasons: It fits my body type really well. It's toned uh-huh. And I like the way it looks in my jeans.
What are your hot ass jeans? Who makes them and why are they "hot" to you: Currently, they're from "Bongo" but "Dollhouse" has made some good ones in the past. And they fit well because they're lowrise, yet tight enough to fit my butt real well. :)
Show at least 2 pictures of your face:
Just check the info page, although it's like 8 months old.
Mmm a candid.
Show at least 2 pictures of your ass:
I fucking suck.
(Literally.)
Name: Kristyn.
Age: 16.
Birthday: January 6, 1988, Cap baby!
Location: The boones of New Hampshire because I rock.
List 10 favorite bands: Dave Matthews Band, Howie Day, Thursday, Third Eye Blind, Goo Goo Dolls, Oasis, Porcupine Tree, Death Cab For Cutie, U2, Sting/The Police, Duran Duran. And that's 11.
List 5 favorite movies: Thirteen, Contact, Forest Gump, Waterboy, Billy Madison.
What would be your weapon of choice and why: I would rub poison along my lips and give them the kiss of death.
Name one obsession you have: Seriously? Eating. I love eating. I eat so much I'm surprised I'm not like 38924782947234 pounds, no joke. And I'll admit I LOVE greasy food. Ohmygod do I.
List one bad habbit you have: I bite my nails and grind my teeth. And I swear too. Realllly badly.
Tell us something interesting and intelligent: The english word "defenistrate" means to throw out of a window. "fenetre" means window in French, so you can see the relation between "fenetre" and "defenistrate".
Tell us a funny/embarassing story of yourself: Arnold from "Hey Arnold" used to be my imaginary friend from when I was in 2nd-4th grade.
If you could choose one person to live with on an island, who would it be and why: Steven, because he is the only one in this whole world I can say anything, do anything, etc etc around and he still loves me for me. He's the greatest friend I could ever have.
What's one thing you absolutely hate and why: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DRIVE BELOW THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AHHHHH.
Promote us somewhere. Give the link: Psh. I don't need to promote.
How did you hear about us: I made this place with Meredith<3
Why do you want to join: Because.
Why do you think your ass rocks? List 3 reasons: It fits my body type really well. It's toned uh-huh. And I like the way it looks in my jeans.
What are your hot ass jeans? Who makes them and why are they "hot" to you: Currently, they're from "Bongo" but "Dollhouse" has made some good ones in the past. And they fit well because they're lowrise, yet tight enough to fit my butt real well. :)
Show at least 2 pictures of your face:
Just check the info page, although it's like 8 months old.
Mmm a candid.
Show at least 2 pictures of your ass:
I fucking suck.