Let me slap your ass
Name: Lauren
Age: 17
Birthday: 6th January 1988
Location: Essex - England, UK
List 10 bands you currently have been listening to:
• 35 Crazyfists
• The Used
• Head Automatica
• Green Day
• My Chemical Romance
• Taking Back Sunday
• New Found Glory
• Brand New
• The Distillers
• Blink 182
List 5 movies you could watch over and over again:
• Virgin Suicides
• The Wedding Singer
• Rat Race
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• Donnie Darko
List 3 tv shows you can't stop watching:
• The OC
• Friends
• Sex & The City
List 3 books you can't put down and why:
• Gingerbread - Rachel Cohn: I just can’t put it down because you get so drawn in to the girl’s life and you feel as if you’re sharing her emotions, and feel what she’s going through. It’s just a brilliant book.
• This Lullaby - Sarah Dessen: This story is so touching, you feel the character’s pain and I found I could relate to a lot of the things she went through - especially the boy related problems she seemed to have. I love the fact that the writer created a boy that the reader fell in love with.
• Festival - David Belbin: This book is just like a labyrinth; each chapter switches between characters and tells each of their stories about their experiences at the Glastonbury music festival. I love this book so much, and I can’t put it down because it just reminded me of my experiences at the V festival last Summer…..good times.
What would be your weapon of choice and why:
• My ass - because people would be so mesmerized by it that I could get away with anything!
Name two obsessions you have:
• My maybe unhealthy obsession for Dr Pepper - I love it so much, it’s all I ever drink!
• Music - definitely an obsession now, I spend all my money on CDs, I’m always singing or humming or something! And in my spare moments I play guitar. I just live and breathe music.
List two bad habits you have:
• I bite the skin round my fingernails but end up making them sore, not good!
• I click my joints - fingers, toes and back. It makes a nice cracking sound and I annoy everyone with it. But I do it without realizing now!
Tell us something interesting and intelligent:
• When in space, an astronauts heart shrinks
Tell us a funny/embarassing story of yourself:
• Once, I laughed so much when I was trying to drink that orange juice came out of my nose. It was embarrassing and it hurt!
What are your feelings on abortion:
• I think that in the right circumstances it can be a good option to have. For example, if a person was raped and the baby is unwanted because of that. Or if the person can’t afford to give the baby a good enough life. But I think that when people use the option of abortion because they weren’t careful enough then maybe abortion is not so good, as it was that person who was careless enough not to use contraception. It’s not fair on the baby.
Who would you elect for president:
• Well seeing as I don’t live in the USA, I can’t really relate to this question. But with the way George W Bush is running things at the moment over there, I’d have to say anyone but him!
What are your views on religion:
• Everyone has a right to their own beliefs and to ‘practice’ their own religion. But to the extent where they do not force it upon other people. I am not religious, but I don’t force other people to believe the same things I do.
If you could choose one person to live with on an island, who would it be and why:
• My boyfriend, it has to be! We’ve been together for nearly a year now and we’re very much in love. I can’t think of a better person to be with.
What's one thing you absolutely hate and why:
• When a person has a strong opinion on a matter and will not allow another person to disagree - they have to be right, and will argue until the other person gives in for a quiet life!
Give us some good words of advice:
• Never try to teach a pig to sing - it frustrates you and it annoys the pig.
Promote us somewhere. Give the link:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/sexy_dorks/46683.html#cutid1
How did you hear about us:
• I was just browsing through communities and this one looked interesting. I read the info page and decided to sign up!
Why do you want to join:
• My ass is basically the only part of my body I am truly proud of. I think it’s quite nice. I don’t know about other people though, I know my boyfriend loves it. But what does everyone else think?
Why do you think your ass rocks?:
• It’s just a nice shape, it’s curvy. And it’s firm - very squeezable even if I do say so myself!
What are your hot ass jeans? Who makes them and why are they "hot" to you:
• My wide leg jeans by Hooch. They’re comfy because they’re baggy at the bottom but they’re just tight enough round the ass to accent it!
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