I'm never going to finish this bastard project...

May 21st is too damn far away.

Birthday in a month, w00t! I'll... Probably do nothing, actually... Never mind.

Maria wants us (me, Jean, Sarah, Omar) to sod off to England for a while this summer- hasn't actually decided where, or anything trivial like that, but she'll get pissed off all the same if we sound doubtful. I don't think Sarah will go- and apparently her mum thinks I' ( Read more... )

Your Inner European is Irish!


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( Becoming: Morrissey )

According to my Ladies' Ettiquette teacher (I still can't believe that class exists) I'm "intolerant". (This during one of her Believe-you're-beautiful ego-boosting bonding sessions, and coming after a stream of "confident"s and "secure in yourself"s. I think she took my expression of mute disbelief during that strut-in-front-of-the-whole-class ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||||||||||| 43% Empathy |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||| 23% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||||||| 36% Materialism |||| ( Read more... )

Did this before but it's funnier now.

Saw the new neighbours earlier... Hard to tell but the dad seemed... Well.. Quite fit. That's all I need, a male Yummy Mummy next door with three kids. I feel like enough of a nympho as is ( Read more... )

( N00 sh00ze. )