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Summertime is nearly upon us... Finally a reason to crawl out of my videogame cave and see the glorious sunlight as it reflects off aluminum beer cans.

I will limit myself to one gem of a picture outside of the lj-cut, with the rest underneath.


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I've never received so many txt messages wishing me "Happy Holidays" than I did today.

To that, I say: "Pass the dutchie on the left hand side!"

Cheers!

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I ripped the elbow of my shirt this morning when I was stretching during a yawn. It was a fierce yawn though, let me tell you.

I suppose it is better than splitting my pants when bending over...

What better gift for Grandma is there than the Unborn Baby Ornament - U.S. Troop Model?


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Police Officer Kills Self in Saftey Center

EDIT: They changed the headline >_< now it's just "D.C. Police Officer Kills Herself at 911 Center"

I love this, its guerrilla politics at its finest:

District of Columbia Olympic CommitteeA group of individuals are trying to bring attention to the lack of congressional representation for Washington DC residents. To do so, they are going to petition the International Olympic Committee to accept their bid for a Washington DC olympic team. DC is ( Read more... )

Trying to start dating a girl during the NFL Playoffs is a bad idea. A very bad idea.

Mooning Deemed 'Disgusting' but No Crime in Maryland.

A victory for hijinks everywhere! Now if they would only legalize panty raids and pies to the face I would never be bored on a Friday night.