"...tomorrow Disneyland. You. You weren't kidding." Izumi's girlfriend clung to her lover's arm as she glanced around doubtfully. It was all a bit much to take in.
But Izumi looked as though Christmas had just come. He plopped a pair of mouse ears on his head.
"Look! Look! It's Belle! Lets go hug Belle!"
A boy, a girl, and their panda started wandering around Camp Fuck You Die, spreading hugs where ever they went. But only after the autograph book was signed of course.
"You lost the bet, so deal." Ari said, way too chipper. Beside him, Impulse snickered. They could feel Molly and Arsenic watching them through a window, their quiet titters ocassionally drifting in. Each time, the right side of Chase's face developed the slightest of twitches.
"Look, shop kid, couldn't we do something el--OW OW OW OW MY HAIR MY HAIR!"
"Pain is beauty!"
Hard laughter came from outside. Chase's face turned bright red. Impulse ran to get a mirror and held it in front of Chase's face.
"Now Molly has a new big sister!" He said with the most evil little smirk he had inside him. Chase stared back at his reflection. Blush and lipstick and that god damn girl glitter that was impossible to get off. And worst yet, two stubby pigtails standing out perkily with butterfly clips.
Kurono stared, then quirked an eyebrow. Homo had said there was a friend he wanted him to meet...but this? Just no. This was some sort of utterly failing gay recruiting technique. That failed.
"Would you like a banana~? I got the banana~"
"I have a gun." Kurono offered weakly, finding himself stepping back a few steps. He briefly wondered if this was the next alien he'd be fighting. A Fruit Alien. "I wonder how many points I'd get..." He accidently wondered aloud.
Hmm... something about Linda actually going through with, and somehow actually managing to succeed in, her threat to take out Beiloune with Big Bull and Kisling if everyone still at camp took too long to escape?
"Y...you guys already did it? Wow, Linda! That's awesome!" Ari looked relieved. Stan examined his now flesh body. Rosalyn continued to mope, mumbling under her breath about being a washed up hero.
"It's all thanks to Coach's inspiration!" Linda beamed, totally not secretly delighting in totally owning Rosalyn at being a hero.
"How'd you do it..." Rosalyn managed weakly. The horned girl struck a pose, then spun.
"Ooops~ I did it again! Denied classication! Whoa whoa whoa I'm not just a singer~!"
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But Izumi looked as though Christmas had just come. He plopped a pair of mouse ears on his head.
"Look! Look! It's Belle! Lets go hug Belle!"
A boy, a girl, and their panda started wandering around Camp Fuck You Die, spreading hugs where ever they went. But only after the autograph book was signed of course.
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"You lost the bet, so deal." Ari said, way too chipper. Beside him, Impulse snickered. They could feel Molly and Arsenic watching them through a window, their quiet titters ocassionally drifting in. Each time, the right side of Chase's face developed the slightest of twitches.
"Look, shop kid, couldn't we do something el--OW OW OW OW MY HAIR MY HAIR!"
"Pain is beauty!"
Hard laughter came from outside. Chase's face turned bright red. Impulse ran to get a mirror and held it in front of Chase's face.
"Now Molly has a new big sister!" He said with the most evil little smirk he had inside him. Chase stared back at his reflection. Blush and lipstick and that god damn girl glitter that was impossible to get off. And worst yet, two stubby pigtails standing out perkily with butterfly clips.
"Butterflies are gay."
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Kurono stared, then quirked an eyebrow. Homo had said there was a friend he wanted him to meet...but this? Just no. This was some sort of utterly failing gay recruiting technique. That failed.
"Would you like a banana~? I got the banana~"
"I have a gun." Kurono offered weakly, finding himself stepping back a few steps. He briefly wondered if this was the next alien he'd be fighting. A Fruit Alien. "I wonder how many points I'd get..." He accidently wondered aloud.
"I give you a 69! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kurono screamed shrilly as Hard Rey leapt at him.
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Either that, or Urahara returns to camp.
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Rosalyn cried.
"Y...you guys already did it? Wow, Linda! That's awesome!" Ari looked relieved. Stan examined his now flesh body. Rosalyn continued to mope, mumbling under her breath about being a washed up hero.
"It's all thanks to Coach's inspiration!" Linda beamed, totally not secretly delighting in totally owning Rosalyn at being a hero.
"How'd you do it..." Rosalyn managed weakly. The horned girl struck a pose, then spun.
"Ooops~ I did it again! Denied classication! Whoa whoa whoa I'm not just a singer~!"
"...yeah that'd do it."
"She sang her way to victory?!"
"Looks like it."
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