I'M BACK BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_p_diddy_]

What up negroes! I've been out of the loop, working my ass off with these hard-headed, dumb ass kids. No, not Dream. I'm done with them tricks. I'm talking about my new group from MTB. SHAMELESS PLUG: WATCH MAKING THE BAND 2, EVERY WEDNESDAY @ 10PM ON MTV!!!!!!!!!! Did yall catch the first episode of it yet? I know yall liked how I made them

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[jay_timberlake]

damn i missed you man. i'll slip mel and kelly your number tonight.

[_p_diddy_]

Yo man, I miss you too dawg.

Heard you been going through some thangs. I'm here to fuck someone (LOU) up if need be ya know. I aint got goons for nothing.

Holla at me man if you wanna get drunk and talk aiight.

One, playboy.

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[jay_timberlake]

drunk sounds real good

[_p_diddy_]

Oh and make sure you tell them girls that I got a jet that can fly us anywhere around the world in only a few hours and enough Cristal to make their mommas' heads spin and a big, long ..... *winks* Ha ha!

[fumanchriso]

Hey P. Diddy. P poppa locak. Puffy pops. Puff the magic dragon. How's it hizzanging in the Heazey?

[_p_diddy_]

LOL Chris! What's up crazy man? We all need to chill sometime. I stay rolling when you're around.

Holla at me Kirkpatrick.

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[fumanchriso]

I really think you need your own cereal. Dude! You could have rolex's as prizes! how cool would that be? SO COOL! OR put Biggie remix albums inside each box of Coccoa Puffy's! DO IT!

[_p_diddy_]

Haha!! *scratches chin* Ya know, I haven't conquered the world of cereal yet, so I might just look into that lol.

Man, I heard thru the grapevine you be throwing them wild parties in Orlando, dawg. Let me get in on one of them, playa. We could throw a fucking blow out together that would make Snoop blush. Girls Gone Wild wont have nothing on us, playboy.

Think about it.

One.

[jen_glow]

I didn't cheat on you asshole, never did, I was too busy running around YOUR cheating ass. YOU STOP LYING. I'm not honest? PSH RIGHT. I'm always honest, how could I lie? You know EVERYONE is ALL UP in my business. Seen any magazines lately? And you make it seem as though I'm "on your dick" keep dreaming bro, cuz I got a REAL man. Aight? You go play with your loser girlfriends who use you for publicity. I don't even give a shit about you, you hurt me and I got over it, marrying Cris was a way to get away from you and it WAS a mistake, but I don't give a flying fuck what you say. Ben understands and that's all that matters. Don't hate on Ben, he never did shit to you and it just makes you sound even more ignorant to talk shit. Get overself.

[_p_diddy_]

Wait a motherfucking minute, Jen! You never cheated?!!!! Come on now. We are both very sexual and very passionate ppl and we both have very little self-control. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You never used to either, but now you've got this motherfucking image to uphold now don't you? Miss little fucking Perfect, right? I mean seriously, Jen. The way you act ... so sweet and so cookie-cutter perfect ... who do you think REALLY believes it? Ben? That's because he doesn't KNOW you, not the real you. And then to say you're still from the block!!!! No one fucking believes you from the block no more

[jen_glow]

You made me cry! Because.. Sean... you're right. Most of you say is so true and it brings tears because of it. But don't you see, I have no control? Everything has gotten too big to handle or too big for me to see clearly. I wish I was that girl you used to know, she's still around, I feel her, but things are different. I wake up most days wondering how things are the way they are. I didn't mean to get defensive, you just brought up things that I try and pretend don't exist. Ben understands this and I know this isn't about him, but he helps me, that's something you should know. I don't wantto fight with you, I still think about you a lot. I wish you and I would talk more, because you KNOW me like no one else does. You just proved that 100%. But yes, it does frustrate me that you tell my business to everyone, because I get that enough. I miss my privacy

[_p_diddy_]

Relax, ma. Know that I didn't mean to make you cry at all. You know how I get sometimes. I just say things without thinking. I just didn't like how bad things were getting between us, so I decided to speak on it. I'm sorry about telling everyone that we hooked up again. That definitely should have stayed private. I was just mad drunk and upset about a lot of things (most of which had nothing to do with you) and I bit off more than I could chew by even going there.

I'm actually happy for you and Ben. Just don't do him like you did me. Even though I don't like the kid, I don't want that for him. Also, don't think that this has anything to do with me wanting you back because I can truthfully say that I don't want you back. It was good then, but we've both changed ... and I've moved on.

Don't worry, ma. We'll talk soon.

One.

[sex_tina]

Sean, you kill me. How's my future babydaddy?

[_p_diddy_]

I'm here ... waiting for you. We gonna chill tonight or what? I miss you girl.

Hey, got any new piercings you wanna show me? LoL, I'm just playin ... unless you're game, cuz then I'm not playin. ;-)

One.

[_p_diddy_]

Oh and damn, did I ever tell you how much I like that icon?

Girl, you GOT to call me.

[lil_kim_]

hey baby! thank you for watching my dog while i was pimpin' the brothas. We need to catch up on some things again. I'll be stopping by Tuesday afternoon.. then we can go to Bee's record release party and hit up style. You know it ain't a party til kim and diddy are in it baby! -kiss-