oh say it isn't so

[_paperwings]

become absurd: happy new year, jew
shane italian: EAT BALLHAPPYNEWYEAR
shane italian: RICO
become absurd: whatever because i have more vcrs then you could ever imagine pasta boy
shane italian: make some tortillas bitch!
become absurd: wear a goddamn pinky ring!
shane italian: get back in your civic
become absurd: grow some more back

Comments

[theendofme]

? i didnt even know she was getting married? to who?? justin?

<3

[_paperwings]

Some childhood friend. SHE WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH MY JUSTIN!

[picked_last]

NO SHE'S GETTING A DIVORCE JILL DUH

i got hoes in different area codes

[_paperwings]

i know that now, but you had to
see my face when i found out. it
was one of those laugh-into-cry
situations. what a hoe. MY hoe.

[jesserzrox]

Yes...She got married to her 'highschool sweetheart'.
*throws confetti*
Does that mean they're taking her off stage and shooting her to death?

[_paperwings]

married for two and a half days. she's cool.

[jesserzrox]

Yeah...If cool is the word you were looking for. Hehe.