i'm pissed i missed the blood drive. i gave blood last year and i was really looking forward to doing it again this year, only i had to go to lexington in the morning so i missed school and forgot all about it.
so now, because of my carelessness, an innocent life in need will DIE!!!
AND IT"S ALL MY FAULT!!!
"giving blood, nearly as much fun as being a woman who has aborted a pregnancy"
oh, and bobby, i have to admit that i am feeling rather indignant about the fact that not only did you announce to the world our sweaty copulation, oh no, you ALSO had to go tell them about the abortion i had...
...all over your face. god, don't suck so hard next time. you'll cause a god damn hysterectomy.
after i pick myself up off the floor from that one, we need to have a haircut and YOU need to watch aqua teen hunger force. you'll love it almost as much as (what i like to call) our "hat time".
gotta love the "hat time". especially that little ball thingy on the tip...oh what ticklish fun!
but yes, i would be honored to trim the hairs on your divine head (the bigger of the two...oh, no wait, the one with a brain...wait, no, um...ok, the one with ears on it) and in regards to ATHF, i'm sure you will be oh-so titilated to know that i have been catching an episode or two and have found it to be one of my new favorite shows. so there's one more thing to add to the exponentially-growing list of reasons why you love me like an object.
"like an object....HEY...bought for the very first time! like an ooooooobject...oh, don't worry, the sores will heal in time! like an object! oooooooooh, like an object!"
...ok, that last part was a bit of a stretch. but i like the aqua teens, so all is forgiven.
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so now, because of my carelessness, an innocent life in need will DIE!!!
AND IT"S ALL MY FAULT!!!
"giving blood, nearly as much fun as being a woman who has aborted a pregnancy"
oh, and bobby, i have to admit that i am feeling rather indignant about the fact that not only did you announce to the world our sweaty copulation, oh no, you ALSO had to go tell them about the abortion i had...
...all over your face. god, don't suck so hard next time. you'll cause a god damn hysterectomy.
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after i pick myself up off the floor from that one, we need to have a haircut and YOU need to watch aqua teen hunger force. you'll love it almost as much as (what i like to call) our "hat time".
think about that one, it'll hit you in a minute.
-me
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but yes, i would be honored to trim the hairs on your divine head (the bigger of the two...oh, no wait, the one with a brain...wait, no, um...ok, the one with ears on it) and in regards to ATHF, i'm sure you will be oh-so titilated to know that i have been catching an episode or two and have found it to be one of my new favorite shows. so there's one more thing to add to the exponentially-growing list of reasons why you love me like an object.
"like an object....HEY...bought for the very first time! like an ooooooobject...oh, don't worry, the sores will heal in time! like an object! oooooooooh, like an object!"
...ok, that last part was a bit of a stretch. but i like the aqua teens, so all is forgiven.
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-me
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