big crouton

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The biggest crouton I ever saw was this big [illustrating size wider than his shoulders]. It took three guys to lift it. So, if you and your friend wanted to lift this crouton, you'd still need another guy. That's how big the crouton was

Comments

[hannahrifka]

what is that from?

[1_2_3_17]

aaaaahhhhhh oh my GAWDD!! that made me so sad for the poor ol thingie!

and i like the part about "smells." that was good.

gawsh darnit, you're good.
and i'm married to my ass.

[torturedemosoul]

I'm too insane to be married. Velvet wrapped cruton... Sounds deelish.

Dear Robert

[hannahrifka]

i don't know if people think you wrote this and the last one but if they did they are stupid heads because this isn't how you write really, i mean from what i've read, not tha tyour a bad writer but this is from a comedey central skit thing, and the last thing was from kids in the hall.

Re: Dear Robert

[6feettooshallow]

You just had to shit all over his happy-fun day thing, didn't you?

~JOE

Re: Dear Robert

[hannahrifka]

yes