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never done one of these. i think theyre 'gay' or not 'de la moda'. desperate times, though.
1. If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Chinese
2. If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
Army of Darkness
3. If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
A black hole. from that guy..
4. If you could own one work of art from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
Picasso's self port at 19, i think its in charcoal.
5. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
Violin or piano...though i used to play. gee-tar, i guess.
6. If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Healing.
7. If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned, what would it be?
Confidence is everything
8. If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
Bed
9. If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
I dont give a shit.
10. If you could have one person you know as your sex slave for one month, who would it be?
he knows who he is.
11. If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
spontaneous vaporization.
12. If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would they say?
"Young Woman spontaneously vaporizes in Claudelands, makes area wet..."
13. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
ejaculate.
14. If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
"Flim" by Aphex Twin. Richard James, i guess.
15. If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
myself.
16. If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
intelligent...practical, funny,..drives stick. oh yeah, artistic. though that never works.
17. If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
aw aw aw.. i really dont know bout this one. probably Susan, cos her house is beautiful!!
18. If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
the untidiest or the house i was unhappy in? i dunno..
19. If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
sex.
20. If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
sleeping. or wasting time. though i guess those are synonymous.
21. If you had to describe yourself as a child, in one word, what would it be?
medicated.
22. If you could own a single prop from any film ever made, what would you choose?
The Chainsaw.
1. If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Chinese
2. If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
Army of Darkness
3. If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
A black hole. from that guy..
4. If you could own one work of art from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
Picasso's self port at 19, i think its in charcoal.
5. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
Violin or piano...though i used to play. gee-tar, i guess.
6. If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Healing.
7. If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned, what would it be?
Confidence is everything
8. If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
Bed
9. If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
I dont give a shit.
10. If you could have one person you know as your sex slave for one month, who would it be?
he knows who he is.
11. If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
spontaneous vaporization.
12. If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would they say?
"Young Woman spontaneously vaporizes in Claudelands, makes area wet..."
13. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
ejaculate.
14. If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
"Flim" by Aphex Twin. Richard James, i guess.
15. If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
myself.
16. If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
intelligent...practical, funny,..drives stick. oh yeah, artistic. though that never works.
17. If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
aw aw aw.. i really dont know bout this one. probably Susan, cos her house is beautiful!!
18. If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
the untidiest or the house i was unhappy in? i dunno..
19. If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
sex.
20. If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
sleeping. or wasting time. though i guess those are synonymous.
21. If you had to describe yourself as a child, in one word, what would it be?
medicated.
22. If you could own a single prop from any film ever made, what would you choose?
The Chainsaw.