I stole this from Liz
1. Do you know anybody with a contagious laugh?
Not off the top of my head
2. Who is the sexiest person you have ever seen?
Ever seen? There's a bunch. Track comes to mind :O
3. When you hear "marriage" what do you think?
THE OL' BALL-'N-CHAIN
5. Do you have any real bad habits?
I start projects and don't finish them. Fuck
6. Who are the last two text messages in your inbox from?
1) Google, 2) Pirtle
7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
no
8. Are you open about your sex life?
DURRR
9. Have you ever lied to protect someone's feelings?
Yes
10. What is your current relationship status?
Single and looking D;
11. Do you get jealous of other people easily?
Over girls, sometimes >.>
12. What's the best thing about having a [boyfriend]/girlfriend?
FREE SEX
13. How did you meet the last person you kissed?
Track/band. Geezzz
14. Have you ever been asked "does size matter?"
Ew
15. Are you of great importance in someone else's life?
If I died, everyone I know would probably commit suicide from the sadness
16. What is your favorite saying?
"Balls"
17. Is there anybody that knows your deepest darkest secret?
I dunno
18. Could you fit down your chimney?
I lack a chimney
19. Who taught you to tie your shoes?
Parents
20. Do you usually sing while showering?
Nope
21. What’s something that really grosses you out?
gross-out videos, watching people get hurt badly
22. What movie did you last watch?
Part of Iron Eagle. It was awful
23. What is your favorite type of fashion style?
Nude
24. Name?
Stephen. What?
25. What celebrity do you most resemble?
Tom Cruise B) I dunno actually
26. Do you ever think of old friends?
Yarp
27. Choose only one word to describe yourself:
(the) Best
28. Do you like someone as more than just a friend?
I dunno bro
29. Are you currently talking to that person?
Nope, brah
30. Is there anything you are really looking forward to?
School starting, my parent's tax info being done so I can FINALLY FILL OUT A DAMN FAFSA
31. What was the reason you last cried?
What is cry?
32. Do you constantly pick out your own flaws?
Yes :[
33. Have you ever told a teacher to "shut up?"
I think on accident once
34. What is the oldest person you would date right now?
Uh...20-something?
35. Have you ever been reported "missing" on the news?
I WISH
36. Do you stick up for what you believe in?
Usually, if the situation calls for it
37. What do you think about Britney Spears?
I don't know her so I don't care
38. What's the most random compliment you've received?
No idea
39. Do you have a lot of time on your hands?
Right now yeah
40. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Jesus. Why can't he come back already geez
41. Will you be voting in the next presidential election?
Yeah, duh
42. What is the craziest thing you've done to get attention?
Can't remember anything off the top of my head
43. If you could go back in time would you?
I would make everything perfect and also assassinate all the Presidents
44. If killing were legal, who would you kill?
EVERYBODY
45. Do you use your middle finger often?
When I type, when I play guitar, when I flip off the po-po
46. What's annoying you right now?
Dumb politics, celebrities
47. Are you a really understanding person?
Mostly I think
48. What will you be doing after this survey?
Sleep.