Can you fill this out without lying?
Depends on the questions
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Water
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No
Where was your default picture taken?
Liz's car. So were the other pictures ;D
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 21?
I...can't remember. WTF
Can you play guitar hero?
I rule at it
Name someone that made you laugh today?
Japanese people
How late did you stay up last night and why?
I forgot. WTF I'm getting old
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
YES.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
No
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Pirtle lives in the other room
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Yes, if there isn't any bad blood
Calling or texting?
Either, as long as the call isn't long
How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
It's second place between the real sodas
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Do not know
Where is your biological father right now?
At his house in Scottsdale with my biological mother, being biological
Where are you at right now?
In my room being biological
What bed did you sleep in last night?
The one I sleep in every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Pirtle's parents bought us lunch when we moved in
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Liz and Tric and Diana
Was yesterday better than today?
Yes, because today I beefed it on my bike and am sore ;[
Can you live a day without TV?
Yep! Unless that includes Xbox.
Are you mad about anything?
Not having a better job by now
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes of course
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Do not remember
Are you a bad influence?
Of course! I just love poop jokes
Night out or night in?
How about both. ;D HA HA sex
What items could you not go without during the day?
Brain
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
If that stranger were attractive, yes. If that stranger didn't look diseased, probably. If that stranger gave me money, it depends on the drink.
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My dad
How do you feel about your life right now?
It's good, overall
Do you hate anyone?
EVERYONE
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
A whole lot of e-mail, survey. A whole lot of e-mail.
Can you easily tell if someone is fake?
I can usually judge by their boobs.
Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass?
I'd get an A.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Who doesn't?
What song is stuck in your head?
Don't have one right now
Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
CMG. :o
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
Probably. Much older and I'd feel like too old.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Get the phone call that says I got the new job!
Can you whistle?
Like a bird, bitch!
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Before I effed up my back at work, stomach. But after I effed up my back, on my back, because now when I sleep on my stomach my back hurts.
Do you think too much or too little?
Too much
Do you smile a lot?
Yeah
Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
Rancho Las Palmas
When's the next time you will see the person you like?
Depends!
Can you handle the truth?
Usually.
What was the last book you read?
"Programming Interviews Exposed". It's about programming interviews turned strippers
Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a conversation with?
I think Liz is just fine, thank you.
Is there something you always wear?
Chastity belt
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching "I Survived a Japanese Game Show" on Hulu
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Mom!
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
I moved in to the new place