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[_passtheflask_]

I have quite a few serious issues that I must share.
1. i have a big penis
2. i like cleaning behind my ears in the shower
3. suzy is my wife, so back off
4. i enjoy drinking jones soda's in the corner of my closet with all the lights out. Cream soda NOT Root beer, don't make me punch you.

Comments

[washmymind]

what have you done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_passtheflask_]

i honestly don't know!

[washmymind]

Is it cool if I bring a friend?

[_passtheflask_]

sounds great. i just gotta run it by melissa.