Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone I could save
If they don't put me away
Well, it'll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missing out
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

Why do I even keep this thing?
I don't know. whatever.

on a side note

If you haven't read Tucker Max's book yet, you are missing out on the funniest piece of literature in the modern world. True, most of his tales involve degrading women, but the rest of it is pure comic genius. Seriously, out of control!


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First off, I'm going to go ahead and say it Wedding Crashers is one of the funniest movies of all time, if not THE funniest ( Read more... )

I'm really regretting taking that caffeine pill so i could learn how to account.
I would much rather be tired and able to go to bed.
because i don't know how to account
i'm going to use the guess and hope for the best method.
sleep sleep sleep.

Best website on the internet http://www.overheardinathens.com/

Girl: I'm so sick. It's all your fault!

Guy: Listen, unless you've got gonorrhea, it's not my fault.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul_peachstatement goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Playboy Bunny._captured tricks you! You get a dead frog.adorkablealli tricks you! You get a rock.avoideyecontact tricks you! You get a broken balloon.dialface gives you 12 red cherry-flavoured gumdrops.julyjuly_luglio tricks you! You get a dead frog.k_tripsta ( Read more... )

life is awkward

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The funniest Madlibs I've ever done ( Read more... )

My body is deteriorating much faster than I expected it to ( Read more... )

Sarah Brown is a &Kappa&Delta LADY!

and I'm so excited for her!