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Got tossed around quite a bit, today. Hey, it's better than lying around and being bored.
And who the hell are you? And why the hell did Daddy just kinda...handed us over? And messed up our shirts, too. Mommy's gonna eat him for that one. Once, of course, she's finished eating him for all the OTHER stuff he's done.
And who the hell are you? And why the hell did Daddy just kinda...handed us over? And messed up our shirts, too. Mommy's gonna eat him for that one. Once, of course, she's finished eating him for all the OTHER stuff he's done.
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I, sonny, am your Grandfather. And there's writing on your shirt because well... all babies look the same. You wouldn't want me confusing you with anyone else now would you?
Never fear! I am an expert on getting tricky stains out of collars. You would not believe the number of times I had to get make-up out of my shirts before going home to your grandmother.
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You're my grandfather?
I HAVE a grandfather?
And whaddiya mean? Not too many other one-month-old babies who like like your son, are there?
....and I thought only girl-people wore make-up...O.O
And where are my Mommy and Daddy?
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And yes, you have a grandfather... Gorlim wasn't found in a vegetable patch you know. Well, he was that one time.
You would think that... I remember I took baby Gorlim with me to the nearest innpark and returned home with a baby called Glinda. Just taking the necessary percautions.
Yes... only ladies wear make-up. And then they get it on my collar.
Your daddy should be sleeping... and your mummy... I think I hear her coming...
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...ok, in that case. Well, at least people won't get me confused with my sister as much. It's embarrassing. I don't think we look that much alike.
...maybe you should ask them to clean their make-up off on something else?
....EEP! Watch out, she's gonna bite your head off or hit you with a chair or something!
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