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[_phoenix]

Perhaps my supernatural abilities come from my solid spiritual beliefs. I believe in the baby Jesus. And I believe he is handsome and lives in the sky with his pet cow. I believe that it is essential the cow like you. And if you pet the cow with your mind, it will lick your hand and give you cash. But if you make the cow angry, it will turn away

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[memoryofpetals]

I should seriously give that a try.

[yaten_k]

::jawdrop::

...best post ever.

[odeko]

My baby Jesus is more powerful than yours.

First of all.. my Jesus rides a Dragon. That's right. Not just any dragon.. but a two headed dragon! Seriously.

My baby Jesus also is invulnerable to attack and can control metal through desruption of magnetic fields. So he's kinda like Magneto.

Basically.. my Jesus can't be killed, can control metal and rides a two-headed dragon.

[5exy515]

O.O HI Corrinne this is random but yeah its me Gina I got your comment like just now...sorry I've been away from LJ but I miss you! Can you email me sometime? ginajaio at yahoo dot com. Thanks!