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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA.

Jul 12, 2005 20:01

once upon a time there was a fat girl named rachel. she's so fat. like, fat can't even describe her status. so one day she met this fat girl, who is fatter than rachel.. her name was emilie. rachel wanted to have emilie's nuts, but little did she know.. emilie didn't have nuts. rachel was FLABBERGASTED and went "but BABY GIRLLLLLLL i have nuts, why ( Read more... )

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TO EMILIA. _pokadot July 13 2005, 03:15:53 UTC

OKAY SO THERE IS THIS GIRL NAMED EMILIE AND SHE LIKES TO GO SWIMMING IN THE NIGGEL RIVER & SINGS "MYYY HUMMPSSS AND PUTTING OUT CRAZY PEACE SIGNS..LIKE THIS OTHER CRAZY MOTHER FUCCKER. HAAHAHH =]" anyways she goes into the jungle and finds this huge hipo named rachel and shes like "BOO BOO YOUR LIKE MY BEST FRIENNNDDD." and then emilies likee ohh shittt sonn youurr rigghttt. THEY GO UNDER THIS CRAZY ROCK WHERE RACHEL GOES SUCKS EMILIES NUTS AND THEY HAVE CRAZY SEX FOR 120980958406980690975 HOURS. uhhhh huuuh, crazy i know. they finally get back on the boat togeather go home AND EAT cause they are fat and have more sex. THE END.