(Untitled)

[_poppet]

Luthie. Kidnapped.

Anyone who has a grudge against Morgoth and would like to take it out on him now, please sign up.

The fucker wants the Simarils back. I want Luthie back. This is a dilemma.

Comments

[lord_feanor]

*goes home then returns with a vast array of armaments and in full vicious looking armour*

Right. The boys SHOULD be along at some point...

[_poppet]

Excellent.

[noldorinprince]

*signs up*

[_poppet]

Thanks, Adar.

[kurufinwe]

*shows up with a lethal-looking crossbow*

Kick the fucker's ass. >:|

[_poppet]

That's the plan.

[caranthire]

*turns up yet again armed with kitchen implements*

*waves a meat cleaver around*

SMITE!!!!!!!!!!

[turco]

*shows up with crossbow and Roitar the wonder dog*

If you give me something of hers underwear would be great Roitar can get the scent and we'll find her much more quickly.

[bastard_irmo]

And let's not forget my stupendously amazing powers!!!!!

*sees a pigeon*

Mmm... pre-violence munchies... EAT MY TROUBLESOME ORIENTAL UPRISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*lunges for the pigeon*

[_poppet]

::raises an eyebrow::

Um, right. Here. Dress.

[turco]

*gives it to Roitar to smell*

*lucky dog*

[maglor_harper]

*turns up in chainmail with a ridiculously large sword*

So what's the mission brief here? Just a rescue, in and out, or are we terminating with extreme prejudice?

[bastard_irmo]

I was hoping to round up more of my ilk to divert the bastard.

[gentle_este]

Maglor, just channel that rage and do what you did to the comfort froggy.

Irmo, look! I crocheted some restraints for Morgoth out of my magical Vala hair. :D

[bastard_irmo]

*raises an eyebrow*

You alright? You're smiling at me...