I leave in exactly 2 weeks....

Y'know that feeling right after you get your paycheck? The one where you feel infinitely rich? Yeah, I wish that lasted forever.  I need to get working on that.

Yesterday at camp, Angela, a five year old, told me that she assumed I was married.  She didn't understand why Austin, who's 15, wasn't married either.  Then two other girls professed that ( Read more... )

Location: Dinner table
On grades, sex, and, uhhh....

Dad: There's no arguing with college professors.
Brother: You should try sleeping with them to get an A.
Me: Then you end up with a bunch of STDs.
Brother: Use a condom. 
Me: Condoms can't always protect against everything.
Brother: Well, if you're going to do it, you should be safe.
Mom: *frustrated and ( Read more... )

Ew. I don't like this business about summer being over in a month and a half.  That's only like... 6 weeks? Cornell needs to push it's orientation back a week or two.

Please?

A big "Fuck you!" goes out to facebook for not letting me upload pictures. We're addicted. Seriously, don't they understand these things?

i got my hair cut!
anna and i went together for our day of anna&christina, and we meant to take before and after shots, except we only got the after. ohhh well.
the lady who did my hair said i "lost" my accent when i went away to school. how she knows what i used to talk like, is beyond me, because this is my first time meeting her. (heh. just wait ( Read more... )

What is it with people who so desperately need attention?

Belly dancing is spectacular.

Cardio kickboxing is intense.

And yoga is painful when following kickboxing.

Actually, all activities are painful.  Including lying down.

But Katie and Shanza and I feel accomplished, so all is well.

I can't decide if the highlight of my night was watching Katie standing in the Exxon parking lot in her socks and no shoes (they were some sexy socks, let me tell you), or the sultry pin-up poses that Kaylan and her were doing while pumping gas.

[Honorable mention goes to Josh Blechman for the gestures / faces that he made from inside Starbucks ( Read more... )

i've gotten to really like that cassie song, "U & Me."  it's raunchy.  ooh and is it ok that i kinda sorta maybe like the pussy cat dolls? it's my inner seductress, what can i say?

today was chock full of fun. i saw the world at se-port when i was picking up lunch for my brother & ran into pat outside melville! i called up jen and went on a ride to ( Read more... )

Wow, this place looks so cool! My friend Tess from Geneseo is going there for her friend's birthday, and I'm wayyy jealous.  Look at the little tiramisu cake! And the drink names are even risque!

In other news, I've given in to the necessity of having money and I'm considering potential summer jobs.  I'm thinking about working at the tennis club ( Read more... )