Dies of laughter

[_purple_raven_]

My Aunt just e-mailed this to me.  I thought you all could use a good laugh this Monday evening.

Food For Thought

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.   These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country

Comments

[saavant]

omg, these are awesome-- if I was one of those students, I'd sue for copyright infringement if I saw these posted on the net. (As opposed to all those lists of stupid mistakes made by students, which if I were one of those students I would never in a million years acknowledge they were mine.)