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1. Your real name: Gemma Jean Drysdale
2. Friends call you: Gemma, Gem, Gemz, Gemza, Gemzi....
3. What your boyfriend calls you: Oi bitch! Nah I'm single....
4. What's a name you once wished you’d had?: I like my name
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Debra
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Timmy
b. goose: Plucky
c. pirate: Hey u
d. a hot boy: Ok this sounds good.... He would be called 'slave'
7. If there was a movie about you, who would play the lead: Jennifer Aniston or Sandra Bullock (someone quirky)
8. What would you name your kids?: Erm I dunno?
9. What would you name a ship you built?: My ship haha yes I thought about this a lot
10. If you wrote a book about your life, do you think it would sell well?: Yep my life seems to be a soap opera
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: Yep =-/
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Milk eeeew
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Nup
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: I'm not that bad!
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nah
16. Nearly drowned?: Yeah =(
17. Passed out?: Er aye
18. Had a crush on somebody?: Obviously
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yep
20. Been attacked by an animal?: No
21. Caught people having sex?: Um.... Don't think so.... Almost though lol
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: No
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Yep
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nah
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yep
Complete the sentence...
26. I once had a dream... where I was running away from someone or something
27. I'm only racist towards... no one
28. I don't even know why I'm... still thinking about him
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... Josh Hartnett yummy
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... live in Tranent for another week
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... drink
32. I’m not gay, but I wouldn’t say no to... Scarlet Johansson and Angelina Jolie
33. It's always more fun if you... take a risk
34. You can't eat steak without... it being cooked ha!
35. You better shut up before I... throw a sharp object at your head
36. I really like you and everything but... you're ugly.
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your ass?: kick him in the balls
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: phone the police
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: die of a heart attack
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: laugh my ass off
44. The person you’ve just slept with tells you they have herpes?: post it on the internet
45. You have three wishes?: I'd wish to be rich, for my family to be happy and for 3 more wishes (ye i'm greedy)
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Weed to be legalised and um... Neds to be illegal ha.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Ask if she wants a cuppa while she's waiting
48. You had a time machine?: I'd like to see where I'd be in 10 years time
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: I'd have the cameras following me all the time. I think that would be shite but fuck off its my show!
Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to teleport?: Teleport i'm too lazy to fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future or the power to record your dreams?: See the future
53. Would you rather be really skinny or really fat?: Really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest or stuck in a box?: Lost in a forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock vid
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas day or February 29th?: crimbo
58. Would you rather live in the sewer or in Afghanistan?: sewer
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or a prison?: mental institution
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words...
62. Courage: soliders in iraq
63. Driver: car
64. Yoga: positions
65. Bakery: cakes
66. Roach: yuck
67. Mushroom: minging
68. Bush: who what?
69. Exotic: islands
70. Pythagorean: um..
Miscellaneous...
71. Construct an acronym for these words (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R O A: Sex On Lettuce Really Opens Avenues
b. L A B A M O: Love And Brains And Men Only
c. C H I N A: Cheese Ham In New Apple
d. R G P: Run Gun Poop
72. What is your definition of love?: finding someone who u can be yourself with, can trust, have great sex with and would feel lost without
73. Say three things that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Tall, hot and tall lol
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: ITILMADKWIGTDSHDWAR
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Nope
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: myself
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: might've been craig lol
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: queen obv
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Dunno?
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Bought me a rose awww