Dear God

[_queen_c_]

David Hasselhoff.

Remember the good old days? When my life was NORMAL? Yeah, those were...

...really boring, now that I think of it.

Comments

[_champion_]

Not quite the stories you pictured yourself telling at your ten-year reunion, are they.

[_queen_c_]

Nope. Was still hoping for the fame and fortune and three ex-husbands that I married because they were rich and/or pretty....

[_champion_]

I'm assuming you'd also be able to recommend a killer divorce lawyer to all your friends.

[_queen_c_]

Naturally. Only the best for me, and you know it.

[tod_van_helsing]

Hey, at least you eliminated the Hasselhoff...

...although Erik Estrada is still on the loose!

[_champion_]

I'm still not sure about that hasselhoffling that's been hanging around.

[hasselhoffling]

The master will be avenged!

[_champion_]

Yeah, yeah.