Has anyone "seen" Dennis around?

Anyone?

Bueller?

I wanted to talk to him and he's NOWHERE to be found. DENNIS! Where ARE you? Come out right this instant and I'll let you do that thing you like to do with the loufa?

Please?

Oh, something here isn't right AT ALL.

Apparently, I have fen. That's kinda neat. I never realized that I had fen. I knew I had cultists.... Hello, fen! If you would like an autographed 8X10, I can arrange it! Really! (Or maybe not. That might get kinda weird. Especially considering that some of these photos are kinda... slutty ( Read more... )

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Michael Jackson is having four more children.

Clearly, this is a sign of the apocalypse.

It doesn't matter how many different ways The Powers come up with to keep him from breeding, he keeps finding ways around them!

And then he gets multiples!

Ugh, I need to go clean out my brain with a vat of bleach.

The camels were a dead giveaway. So, we all showed up at the local cable office and lo and behold, there was Harmony ( Read more... )

First no cable and now no water? Utilities? Oh, there's something going on around here, all right.

Until then, Cole has been a dear and offered to let me use his shower. Thank goodness. We can't have me being too dirty, now can we?

Sometimes you can't put things into words, no matter how hard you try, because words won't do them justice.

So, instead, you either say nothing or blather on about something else entirely.

//firewalled against AngelAwkwardness with the not-quite ex-boyfriend is probably worse than awkwardness with an ACTUAL ex-boyfriend. He's weird around me... ( Read more... )

//firewalled against Angel

I'm of two minds on this.

On one hand, good, I never liked her anyway.

On the other hand, I feel bad that Angel was dumped.

First hand wins! Yay my boobs! My boobs rock. (And I always knew he thought so. Had a habit of buying me gifts that emphasized my cleavage.)

//end firewall.Things to do ( Read more... )

//firewalled against everyone in the Hyperion.

Heh. If he thinks that having a fight with Nina was the most horrible thing ever, then he's going to HATE this.

I am taking a hint from one of my anons and selling Angel's Stingray on Recycler.com.

He loves that Stingray.

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Bitch. Angel brought his little ho to the hotel tonight.

She completely had it coming to her. Hell, just by BREATHING, she had it coming to her.

Cat fight. Dog fight. Doesn't matter. She's the one that's ripped and bloodied and I think... yes, that IS a chunk of her hair on the floor, there.

There is no messing with one Cordelia Chase.