Really bad personal ad

[_quietude_]

Boring person seeks same for fun and fellowship. Hobbies include cataloging pigeons, sorting dust bunnies and cruising rural roads hoping for alien abduction. Call me and we can spend what seems like an eternity together.

Comments

[sailorscorpio]

Lol, where'd you find that? Please don't tell me that's a legit personal ad.

[_quietude_]

Not real, made it up out of my sleep deprived brain.

Wanna post it and see if you get any nibbles?

[ithildae]

Marriage. It's not just a word, it's a sentence.