My SATURDAY can be summed in the following: This is Ruben Studdard watching Dirty Work while listening to MONSTER MAGNET and getting his neck broken by Bertuzzi BAM A LAM..and this is not a bad thing is the least

Oh Norm MacDonald why does everything you touch go to shit?

<3cody

Tonight Will and I watched Happy Tree Friends. After watching aprrox. 2 hours of it, I can say my violence sensitivity metre has dropped a very large amount, all that aside I love cartoons.....I also watched D'Myna Leagues today before work ( Read more... )

At work last night a guy was helping to ladies in the nut and blots isle....he could not find the screw he was looking for so he yells across the store to one of the guys in hardware...
"Mac, there are two ladies here that need a good screw.....I didnt mean it like that"

So Joel....I guess they do make them after all.......http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=42606&item=2460834884

Screw Olivers!
Screw Roosters!!
Its all about Bakers Grille!!

i got my ryan adams records today!!! love is hell pts 1&2 together, what! what! bllattt(snap snap). as a result of me knowing that they would be waiting for me I skipped history class to come home and get them. whomever invented records is clearly the coolest person ever ( Read more... )

It was my sisters birthday yesterday and I got her the best card in history, Brian Kom can back me up on this. On the front there is a dog with a party hat on and it is sticking out its tongue, THEN when you open it up it says "Holy Shitzu, another birthday" PURE GOLD ( Read more... )

Bridge 9 is selling all of there test presses and super rare records on ebay right now. I wish I had $1000 to spend because I could spend it all with out a doubt! The AN demo test press is selling for $250 american! Me and Joel were gunna go halfs on it, but joel thought it would end up like the simpsons episode were milhouse and bart buy the ( Read more... )

just checked my school e-mail and there was a message in there from the connect admin (the schools way to sent mass e-mails to every student) and the subject was, "Are you interested in improv" Upon reading this I said, why yes i most certainly am. Then I opened the email on to find the subject was cut off and it said..."Are you interested in ( Read more... )

ATTN: MATT, RYAN ADAMS IS ON LETTERMAN TRM NIGHT!!! JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU KNOW.