In Hell...

[_randy_]

Who'd have thought Sunflower had it in him, especially after I pumped all that lead into him? And with nothing but a knife! I am deeply, deeply ashamed. I've dishonored the memories of my ancestors. All because that sniveling nerd distracted me when he ran off with the strange belt that Sunflower was wearing. Dammit! Who's going to bring Roxie home

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[evilgodseth]

*sees Randy*

*eyes widen a bit* Dude, the midget is real. That or the irish stuff is stronger and longer lasting than I thought.

*smirks* Maybe I'll have something to entertain myself with. I love hellish newbies.

[_randy_]

Midget? I'm no midget, you big freak!

*Pulls out his gun and shoots Seth. Frowns when the bullets pass through him without doing any damage.*

Damn.

[evilgodseth]

Heh, whoa. You tried to shoot me. Tried to shoot a hell god which hey, can't be harmed by anything less than a weapon blessed by a god.

Thats really adorable Midget-kid. Dumb as hell, but adorable.

*walks over to Randy and inspects him* *snickers* Huh, what are you? Trying to be the big bad of the year? Or just a trick or treater?

*rests his elbow on Randy's head* Did anyone tell you that you would make the perfect arm rest for me?

[_randy_]

*Growls and kicks Seth in the knee.*

I am Randy, last of the honorable Dogwood clan! Hellgod, eh? You don't look so tough. I know you're not the brain-sucking one, they said she's a chick, so unless you have something more than insults and invulnerability to throw at me, back the hell off.