1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to the lake today, go me ( Read more... )

Today is Eric Harris's birthday.
He'd be 23 years old.

Too bad those bastards at Columbine made him kill them, and then Dylan and himself.

So.. Happy birthday baby.


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I think I saw China today at the store.. It looked exactly like her, and she had "China" tattooed on her arm. There was also a little girl that looks like her daughter with her.. Eh.. She's pregnant ( Read more... )

i WENT TO cIRCLE k TODAY TO GET A MONEY ORDER AND A NEW sPRITE rEMIX.. THE BERRY KIND WITH THE PURPLE LABEL.. wELL, i WAS GOING TO GET SOME zIG zAGS, BUT NOOOO THE CLERK HAD TO BE A DUMB NAZI. "yOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO PURCHASE THEM." nO SHIT SHERLOCK.
nOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME WHEN i TELL THEM i'M TOO YOUNG TO DO anything.

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'll tll y lttl bt myslf. Th rl m. Th m y cld nly drm f.

Fr strtrs, 'm GD.
Scndly, wn y!
Thrdly, 'm th sht.
nd lst bt nt lst, y r ll trnlly my slvs.

I have the funniest joke in the world, and it is copyrighted to my name.

Q: Why did the fetus cross the road?

A: Because that pregnant bitch hit the hood of my car.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

all these thoughts inside my head are so funny but if any one of them were to leak out, i would be in deep trouble. like woah ( Read more... )

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