001

[_redgauche_]

Testing, 1.. 2.. 3..

Hah! I knew I could fix the keyboard; I'm so smart yo! Man, I need a new roommate. One that doesn't go into a berserker mode and throw innocent electronics around whenever his girlfriend dumps him. One who can change the toilet paper roll.

... Or maybe I'll just request to be reassigned instead. >.>

Comments

[splashof_colour]

You should throw things back at him!

[_redgauche_]

And have him focus his attention on me instead? That'd be suicide yo!

[colorsofnothing]

Are roomates always that bad? Sounds like someone to avoid.

[_redgauche_]

Not always. I had a very nice and quiet roommate before, I want to exchange him back. ;_;

[colorsofnothing]

You're very pretty.

[_redgauche_]

Why thank you! I always knew I was so very pr- .. er, pretty? Isn't that rather feminine? You meant handsome and manly, right?

[rise_upward]

Destroying someone elses expensive property?! That's just not right. And that it was electronics makes it even worse.

[_redgauche_]

Exactly! My keyboard was brand new too!

[adiaphorous]

...how does he not know how to change the toilet paper roll?

[[And so, it dawns on me that I seriously need a "WTF?" icon.]]

[_redgauche_]

I don't think I want to ask him that. D: Or find out.

[adiaphorous]

...good point.

Good luck finding a new roommate. I know how that is.

[_redgauche_]

You have a roommate too, huh? Wanna switch?

[honest_player]

I'm not sure about an new roomate, but if you're ever looking to move to a better different company, I'd be glad to assist. :)

[_redgauche_]

Are you trying to recruit me, sir? I might be interested.

[honest_player]

I'm not in need of any physical protection at this time, but if you have any clerical skills I'm urgently in need of a personal assistant. Are you currently serving under contract?

[ooc~ don't know if you're with the Rufus or not?]

[_redgauche_]

Clerical skills? I don't think I'm made for desk work. I am, actually, though the details of it escapes me.

[I think so, should be.. XO!]