1. Make a list of 15 characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters
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Much fun indeed!_reduxDecember 20 2006, 18:44:46 UTC
Jack the Ripper and Hermione Granger meet in a bar JtR: It's a rare sight indeed in these times, to see such a charming young lady wearing robes... HG: What a nice thing to say! Mostly, people just stare and point at me. People these days have no sense of courtesy. JtR: I couldn't agree more. In the old days people showed respect. HG: May I return the compliment - love the hat. And that suitcase looks positively ancient! JtR: Thank you... *looks uncomfortable for five seconds*
Re: Much fun indeed!daintressDecember 20 2006, 18:54:41 UTC
Now, THAT you could turn into a nice story about how Hermione either rehabilitates him, bores him to tears taking about S.P.E.W., or has to kill him in self-defense. Lol! Very cute!
Hannibal Lecter buys flowers to Death. What does Dr. House MD do?
House MD: The number of patients' deaths have decreased to zero percent these last few days! Maybe this means I can finally retire and start my acting career? Nurse: Someone to see you in your office, sir. House: Shit. He enters his office to find Hannibal Lecter sitting on his desk, his hand on his stomach. His face has turned slightly green. HL: I think it's something I ate.
The Hound and House MD work together. Now *that* would be interesting. Hound: To redeem myself, I have become a volunteer male nurse, specialising in working among the mortally ill. House: Another dying patient coming in! I will now offend you deeply, and then retreat to my office and contemplate our working relationship. Hound: As if I care. I want tomorrow off, there's a tournament coming up and I'm short of cash. House: *snorts* Every dog has it's day, but this ain't yours. Hound: Bugger you. That wasn't a question.
Dung Fletcher, Death and Hermione Granger go on a journey together Fletcher: Sure we can't make you change your mind? Death: NO, AND THERE'S NO POINT PESTERING ME. I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB. Hermione: But there won't *be* a last book if Harry dies! Think of all the fans you're disappointing, this of the children! Death: WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TWO INSTEAD? Fletcher: Oookay, I suddenly remembered I 'ave to wash my 'air today... *sneaks off*
Someone decides to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic - ship 3/9. What's the title of the fic, and what happens in it? What were the reviews like?
What is 12's worst memory?
Fire-breathing lizards have invaded 10's back garden. 1 and 5 decide to help chase them away. Can they work together to clear the garden of this four-legged menace? And how do they do it?
ship Delirium/Death Actually, I think this fic has been written...a few times. :) Random teen: *opening her mail* Now, I can't wait to see if I've any reviews from ff.net! My newest piece 'At Death's Door' must've recieved at least fifteen of them since I last checked half an hour ago. She opens the mail, and finds a message from ff.net that explains that NC-17 slashfic are automatically deleted. Random teen writer then goes to her MySpace journal to rant.
What is Snape's worst memory? JKr was wrong. Although hanging upside down in the air is mildly frustrating, Snape's been to hell and back more times than he cares to remember. Like when he was invited to wine and dine with the Dark Lord himself, last christmas. The food was decent enough - it was the dessert that got to him. A cognac, and something warm...
Fire-breathing lizards have invaded Spike's back garden. T-rex and Hannibal Lecter decide to help chase them away.T-rex: *growls, and stomps on the last remaining lizard
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T-rex, Arya and Jack the Ripper do a threesome. Arya: Okay then, I've fucked worse than that dino friend of yours. Let's do it, but leave that suitcase of yours outside the door. Jack: Fine by me. T-rex: *clears his throat and says in a surprisingly pleasant voice* That's it, I'm leaving. I may be a dumb animal, but not dumb enough to get naked* in the presence of you lot.
*he is, quite uncommon for his species, wearing a pair of jeans and a flannel shirt
Ahahahaha, God that's so sick. Must... get... image... out of my head. Agh. =)
Though I really love T-Rex in jeans and a flannel shirt. I'd say it's cute, but T-Rex just can't be cute. Not even as baby-T-Rex with huge puppy eyes. =)
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JtR: It's a rare sight indeed in these times, to see such a charming young lady wearing robes...
HG: What a nice thing to say! Mostly, people just stare and point at me. People these days have no sense of courtesy.
JtR: I couldn't agree more. In the old days people showed respect.
HG: May I return the compliment - love the hat. And that suitcase looks positively ancient!
JtR: Thank you... *looks uncomfortable for five seconds*
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If anyone could rehabilitate Jack, it'd be Hermione.
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#5 buys flowers to #9. What does #11 do?
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House MD: The number of patients' deaths have decreased to zero percent these last few days! Maybe this means I can finally retire and start my acting career?
Nurse: Someone to see you in your office, sir.
House: Shit.
He enters his office to find Hannibal Lecter sitting on his desk, his hand on his stomach. His face has turned slightly green.
HL: I think it's something I ate.
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2, 9 and 14 go on a journey together. Where and to what purpose?
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Hound: To redeem myself, I have become a volunteer male nurse, specialising in working among the mortally ill.
House: Another dying patient coming in! I will now offend you deeply, and then retreat to my office and contemplate our working relationship.
Hound: As if I care. I want tomorrow off, there's a tournament coming up and I'm short of cash.
House: *snorts* Every dog has it's day, but this ain't yours.
Hound: Bugger you. That wasn't a question.
Dung Fletcher, Death and Hermione Granger go on a journey together
Fletcher: Sure we can't make you change your mind?
Death: NO, AND THERE'S NO POINT PESTERING ME. I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB.
Hermione: But there won't *be* a last book if Harry dies! Think of all the fans you're disappointing, this of the children!
Death: WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TWO INSTEAD?
Fletcher: Oookay, I suddenly remembered I 'ave to wash my 'air today... *sneaks off*
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What is 12's worst memory?
Fire-breathing lizards have invaded 10's back garden. 1 and 5 decide to help chase them away. Can they work together to clear the garden of this four-legged menace? And how do they do it?
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Random teen: *opening her mail* Now, I can't wait to see if I've any reviews from ff.net! My newest piece 'At Death's Door' must've recieved at least fifteen of them since I last checked half an hour ago.
She opens the mail, and finds a message from ff.net that explains that NC-17 slashfic are automatically deleted. Random teen writer then goes to her MySpace journal to rant.
What is Snape's worst memory?
JKr was wrong. Although hanging upside down in the air is mildly frustrating, Snape's been to hell and back more times than he cares to remember. Like when he was invited to wine and dine with the Dark Lord himself, last christmas. The food was decent enough - it was the dessert that got to him. A cognac, and something warm...
Fire-breathing lizards have invaded Spike's back garden. T-rex and Hannibal Lecter decide to help chase them away.T-rex: *growls, and stomps on the last remaining lizard ( ... )
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I particularly treasured the fire-breathing lizards scenario.
I'm seriously thinking of redoing my list of 15 characters. They're all Harry Potter, and seem awfully tame after your amazing lineup!
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(check out the one where Bronn gives the Hound a guineapig.)
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Arya: Okay then, I've fucked worse than that dino friend of yours. Let's do it, but leave that suitcase of yours outside the door.
Jack: Fine by me.
T-rex: *clears his throat and says in a surprisingly pleasant voice* That's it, I'm leaving. I may be a dumb animal, but not dumb enough to get naked* in the presence of you lot.
*he is, quite uncommon for his species, wearing a pair of jeans and a flannel shirt
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Though I really love T-Rex in jeans and a flannel shirt. I'd say it's cute, but T-Rex just can't be cute. Not even as baby-T-Rex with huge puppy eyes. =)
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