Meme

[_reirei]

College rant is forthcoming
though its like
i'll never have time
to do anything
ever again

except procrastinate

Comment with any ship from a fandom you know I like or am familiar with. I will then go on about said ship for at least one hundred words. Perhaps more! Feel free to comment with ships I like, ships I hate, or ships where my opinion is neutral

Comments

[youkanfever]

OKAY HERE WE GO

KABSPARAGUS FOREVER
GABU/MEI
CHAD/ICHIGU
HOUSE/WILSOMS
MOMO/FARFEL
ATORI/TOBI
NEDMS

[_reirei]

Kabsparagus, also known as Asparakabs, occurs when the union of a unicorn and a sheepdragon creates a mile-long rainbow made out of marshmallow kittens. Popular culture has attributed this phenomenon to the paranormal, a suspension of the laws of physics, or activity by extraterrestrial beings. Though substantial documentation exists showing numerous incidents to have been inaccurately reported or embellished through use of magic mushrooms, many have remained unexplained despite considerable investigation.
At least two and up to five Kabsparagus occur per year on Earth. A total Kabsparagus, during which the characteristic rainbow stretches across the entire globe, is a spectacular phenomenon that prompts many people to become flaming homosexuals, don glittery spandex bodysuits and dance ecstatically in the streets. The end of the festivities is always marked by a huge banquet where only sweets are served. Traditional Kabsparagus dishes such as pumpkin custard, marzipan sheeps and skooshpies, are always blessed by a rabbi before eaten.

[youkanfever]

FUCK YOU REIREI I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD

[_reirei]

Gabu/Mei is one of those horrible pairings that you can’t stop thinking about during the movie and you feel like a sick fuck for it until you find out that everyone else was thinking the same thing because it’s so unbelievably GAY. Seriously, that was by far the most homo children’s movie I’ve ever seen. It couldn’t have been (much) gayer if I had thought of it myself

[crazyscale]

REIREIREIREI

Boobs/Titties
Carlos/Saki
Thomas Edison/Lightbulbs
Kabs/Asparagus
Babies/Death
homebois/sk8rbois
bitches/hoes

REPORT

[youkanfever]

GOD STOP DOING THE CARLOS/SAKI I WILL POP A CAP IN YO' ASS

[crazyscale]

lulz

[themadteaparty]

OMG REIREI TELL ME ABOUT COLLEGEEEEEEEE
I miss you baby

lol I still procrastinate all the time. (like right now) and I am GRADUATING in less than two years oh my god.

dude I haven't talked to you in so long I don't even KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE ANYMORE
burr/hamilton
julius caesar/brutus?!!
I don't know.

[_reirei]

I DONT LIKE ANYTHING, I DONT HAVE TIME TO LIKE ANYTHING SOB SOB

wtf connie i havent talked to you in literally like 3 years
come on AIM so i can tell you the (boring, pathetic) story of my life