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Fuck company will remain anonymous. I went in for the interview, and they said I got the job, then they told me I had to take a drug test. "COOL, I don't do drugs. I'll pass that!" I thought. The place they sent me to was kind of trashy. I wait and wait and wait...and wait. Finally, I take it and anyway, to make a long story short, apparently my

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They probably thought you were using a fake vagina.. And like, had the urine stored on your person. Y'know, they sell fake penises for dudes for when they want to take a drug test. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, and..

this is me mocking you

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Well, it's okay, because I'm moving soon.