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[_reticence]

The Quote of the Day on my personalized start page:

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- Saki

Comments

[eleven_eleven]

jeez. what a crappy way to start your day.

[_reticence]

Yeah, I bet that Saki dude was a cheerful motherfucker.

death is, of course, an attribute of a baby scorpio

[diapholom]

let me edit that saki because i think he's a dumb guy

He is one of those people who would be enourmously be improved by death.
- Saki

[rivermilk]

The other day, my Chinese horoscope said,
If you do not reprimand current spinal problems you may be having, they will cripple your will to live.

I was like, "oh, is that all?"

[_reticence]

I hate it when horoscopes and fortune cookies try to go hard. Aren't they just supposed to say stuff like, "Someone close to you admires your idealism" or "Luck is on its way."

There's a head shop on our block that has a horoscope taped up on their cash register that says something like, "You're being a bitch. No really, stop being so bitchy."

[_reticence]

How do you reprimand spinal problems?

[rivermilk]

Better posture, I assume. My posture is wretched.