Britney Spears has announced what we have all assumed since she turned 17...yes, she is pregnant. And yes, with her husband's child ( Read more... )

If you're not an asshole like me, please disregard this post.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/terri_is_risen/

funny. yes.

At my job, a bar that is, I work three times a week. On Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays. Throughout my first month, I have noticed a distinct pattern on what it is that people come around looking for on each day, other than intoxication that is ( Read more... )

SIX WEEKS TILL SUMMER MOTHERFUCKERS! STOP BITCHING AND START DANCING!

Today I have noticed an abunace of large unnattractive girls getting large unattractive tatoos on unflattering locations.

save us.

Well guys, it was a rough spring break, for not only did the Pope die, we also lost Terry Schiavo and her sparkling personality. What a shame, she had so much going for her at this point too. And to think of all the contributions she's made to this world over the past 15 years.

moment of silence.

thank you.

So my mom signed me up at Gold's Gym the other day. Apparently the month of March had a special: Torture your adolescents at discount rate. Thrifty they are ( Read more... )

my cousin, on the matter of my breasts.

ethnic sunday: hahahhah
ethnic sunday: theyr'e quite tempting. i'd use them like hell.
ethnic sunday: to get free stuff and discounts and what not.

word.

So. I woke up in a car ( Read more... )

So after a prolonged absence, I have return to chronicle the significant (and not so) event of my every day life, for my sanity and your reading pleasure. At some point I'll probably make this friends only. So um yeah, go for it if you want to be added.