I Keel You.

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Four more minutes until the next film starts. My brother and I have been watching DVDs for what seems like a week, and there are more to come. It's called a you-bought-them-so-watch-them-at-least-once night. So many action films, I can feel my IQ dropping and my over all muscle mass increasing as I speak

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[silentflower]

My most hated movie cliche:
Something bad happens... girlie gets hysterical... someone slaps her! And she stops being hysterical and sits and listens all normal just a little shaking.

If someone slapped me when I was hysterical I'd either get more hysterical, or attack them with tooth and claw O_o

However, Girlie... your day has just brightened, you can now sue the slapper's ass off!

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Oh that's a good one!

I'm also partial to the one where the woman starts off as a pathetic little wretch that can't stay in a room alone, then by the end of the film she's a badass with a shotgun.

Call me cynical, but I just can't believe that watching all your friends die horribly and being hunted down like an animal all night can be good for someones mental health and character.

[shizuyo]

I wanted to do the same thing when I saw Tank Girl. XD

[fallenfromchair]

Chick flicks. The guy always does something to make the girl no longer like him, so she leaves. And the guy will chase her down and then they'll kiss.

... It makes me laugh. All chick flicks end with the people kissing.

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Ha yes, another great example. It's obviously physically impossible not to forgive Hugh Grant.

"You slaughtered my dog and set off a petrol bomb in my prize winning aviary, full of rare tropical birds who are near to extinction! But, you did bring me this cup of tea, so let's get married. :D"