HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! *stamped, x-posted*

Nov 27, 2003 11:12


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It was Thanksgiving Day, and Emi couldn't decide what to do. So, she sat, contemplating possible plans...



Then, all of the sudden, it came to her! How about a THANKSGIVING BASH?! It was pure genius!



She went and got all dolled up and sexah looking...(or not)



Everybody came over, and Emi ate so much, she felt like a big blowfish! In fact, she closely resembled one...



She fell fast asleep. Everyone knows you get real tired 'n stuff after Thanksgiving dinner. She slumbered, deeply, peacefully, and soundly...



When she woke up, however, everyone was gone! It seemed as if the entire party had snuck out while she slept!



So she brooded for awhile, dwelling on her loneliness, her lack of coolness, the sadness of the world, and the cause of World War I.



But suddenly, she perked up, as a new thought entered her head...Who CARES if her friends all deserted her?! THEY'RE ALL STUPID BOOGERTONS ANYWAY!



Then she smushed herself up against the monitor and said hi to all of her LJ people for no real reason, thus creating what is known as a HAPPY ENDING.



No, really, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!


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