a secret fuck you

[_robot_boy_]

So the other week I went to starbucks and their promotion was to get customers to introduce themselves, to make things more personal. Not only service with a smile, we're all faux-friends too. Great

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[anonymous]

Hi Justin, my name is Karl Urban, and I'm writing to let you know that I have just farted quite openly. I made no effort to stifle the auditory part of the experience. It was truly glorious.

[_robot_boy_]

Flavoursome?

[anonymous]

Twice!