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[_ronin_]

I finally know what it takes to get recognition at Wal-Mart. If you run the 3 busiest departments (hardware, toys, and sports) yourself, with no help whatsoever, neglect taking a break, and almost have a nervous breakdown (I'm not kidding) from the stress you will be rewarded with a hardy pat on the back, and a small bag of mini turtles. I like

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[bongmaster2k]

Give yourself your own raise from the the till

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[_ronin_]

Hmmm.... Good idea, we still haven't got a "loss prevention officer" (aka underpaid rent-a-cop), so I could get away with it.

[somesortadog]

I live in a giant bucket...

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[_ronin_]

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